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What is the toothpaste defense?An excuse people on probation use when they report to probation and have to do a breathalyzer and they fail. They say they just brushed their teeth, which leaves small reading of alcohol in their mouth. Probation officer: You failed your breathalyzer, you are going to jail. the toothpaste defense - videoThe toothpaste defense - what is it?When asked about a jizz stain left on a sofa, t-shirt, towel, etc. one will often use the toothpaste defense To avoid embarrassment, Danny used the toothpaste defense when his mother inquired about the sticky white stains all over his laundry. |
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