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What is the silver surfer?
A level 5 sex move, in which the core concept is to ride your lady friend down the stairs. Below are what you need to know in order to complete the act:
Preparation-
Take your partner to the top of a staircase, and proceed into normal sexual procedures, with you positioned behind her. It is also recommended to use lubricant and have vaginal intercourse in order to maximize the ease of you pulling out your penis. When you are ready to proceed to the act itself, proceed to the steps below (pun intended…)
How to perform the Silver Surfer Surfboard-
• If her arms are under her, grab them and hold them to her back.
• Kick her legs out from under her, and simultaneously pull your penis out.
• Immediately after she assumes a position where she’s laying flat, step on her back with one foot.
• Immediately after the previous step, grab her arms and pull them towards you.
• Then, kick off with your other foot and then immediately move it onto her back as well.
• Finally, if you feel confident, you can let go of her arms mid-motion and stand up, you have just completed a silver surfer surfboard!
*Note, the larger your partner is, the larger her back is, meaning you will have more area to stand on. Therefore practitioners new to the act are recommended to utilize fat women as partners.
Aftermath-
Immediately call the nearest hospital and claim your partner fell down the stairs. If you don’t, your partner may not consider doing the act again, because she will be dead.
I just gave Margret a Silver Surfer Surfboard.
the silver surfer - video
The silver surfer - what is it?
A problem that occurs when a left handed person smears as the write causing in areas of the hans turned silver.
Guy1: Dude being left handed sucks
Guy2: Let me guess silver surfer syndrome
KGuy1: Yep
What does "the silver surfer" mean?
When a man has sex with a woman while using a a tin foil condom. This act is usually followed up by a the cosmic power.
"I totally hurt myself when I silver surfer my girlfriend last week"
The silver surfer - what does it mean?
Amazing Martial Artist specifically in Brazilian Jiu jitsu. Destroys everyone at tournaments and competitions.
Did you see the Silver surfer smash that guy in the finals! He's amazing!
The silver surfer - meaning
the capri-sun guy who travels across worlds to refresh kids, often mistaken for a villian
i dont know think of one using the silver surfer
The silver surfer - definition
The act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's feet and then proceeds to give her a foot massage.
Dude, I totally gave Suzy a silver surfer last night!
The silver surfer - slang
A mixed drink of Vodka and Caprisun
Dude, me and Jake got wasted off of some silver surfer last night.
The silver surfer
1. (n) A comic book character
2. A Complete state of beyond failure. Recognizable by a person that is bent over on his/her knees and covering their face with their arm.
Person 1: Oh shit! he just crashed his dad's mustang!
Person 2: It looks like he's Silver Surfer
The silver surfer
A sex position where you have the Mrs in doggy style (ass up face down) and you mount her from behind on your knees and swing one of your feet over her shoulder and put it on her head / face (bare foot) and you grab both her arms and hold them while you put weight on the side of her face with your foot and the other knee. Next begin thrusting deep inside her.
Dude; "hey buddy you know that chick I took home last night"
Buddy; "ya dude, what happened?"
Dude; " I did the silver surfer to her last night"
Buddy; " awesome dude"
Dude; " ya she loved it"
The silver surfer
Someone who is over 50 who uses the Internet, silver meaning the colour of hair commonly associated with the over 50s.
My Dad is a silver surfer.