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What is the sidewinder?
A penis that slants towards one side or another. Probably from excessive masturbation.
Yo Rafi, how big is your schlong?
It’s 6 inches normally, but since I developed a sidewinder, it’s 4.5.
Damn, that sucks, Olga must not like it.
the sidewinder - video
The sidewinder - what is it?
a turd so massive that it hits the toilet water while still coming out of your ass and then wraps itself around the bowl
Damn, I just left a sidewinder that wouldn't go down when I flushed, I hadda use the plunger to break it up and flush again
What does "the sidewinder" mean?
noun. A pair of female breasts, or nipples, that do not point in the same direction.
"Hey, look at this picture dude, her tits point in different directions"
"Ugh, sidewinders, I hate that shit"
The sidewinder - what does it mean?
I dont' know. Billy Joel's "Still Rock-n-Roll to me" has the lyric......."how about a pair of pink sidewinders and a bright orange pair of pants.....you could be a real Beau Brummel baby if ya just give it half a chance......What are sidewinders?
What are sidewinders
The sidewinder - meaning
when a guy has a boner but it sticks off to the side.
I was at the beach and i saw this guy with speedo and he had a crazy sidewinder.
The sidewinder - definition
while drinking heavily at a function and having a normal conversation with someone, and then to randomly turn your head to the side gracefully and throw up. then you proceed to continue the conversation like it never happened.
holy shit! did you just see that over there, she totally pulled a sidewinder and no one even noticed! suave!
The sidewinder - slang
a Air - to - Air missile in the AIM-9 family. The AIM-9 Sidewinder is a short-range heat-seeking missile.
Slider 1 aquired a lock on the YAK-36 Forger and loosed a Sidewinder at him. The poor Russkie bastard never saw it comin.
The sidewinder
The little off-shoot of pee that splits from the main stream of your pee.
1: Did you pee all over this floor?
2: Shit, it wasn't my fault. I had a really bad sidewinder.
The sidewinder
When you are looking at a woman from directly behind her, but her breasts are so large that you can still see them from the back. Subject must be big-breasted yet slender, and/or have an hourglass figure to accomplish this feat.
Busty Czech glamour model Jana Defi has a glorious pair of sidewinders!
The sidewinder
Formerly, a species of snake; now more commonly referred to as any individual whose devious and deceitful nature is readily apparent, and as a result, they can't follow the straight and narrow. Instead, they sidewind you! They can't be trusted as far as you can throw them, they perpetually prevaricate, are prone to larcenous activity, etc. In essence, they are "disingenuous disciples of duplicity."
Yet another term coined by V.R. of a regional northeastern supermarket chain.
The usage of this word amongst his peers beggars belief!
Hey, cousin...listen! The nickel-dickin' sidewinder in aisle 2 just stuffed a tenderloin down his, how we say, trousers. Brutal, baby, brutal!
Those who come across this site and read this, who work at this supermarket chain, will readily identify with this and laugh their arse off!