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What is the mastadon?A giant bowl of weed that is typically loaded when there are two or more smokers present. Often times it will be topped off with a layer of keef. "One small bowl for man, one giant bowl for mankind." - Kneel Armstawng when he found the first "mastadon bowl" on the moon. the mastadon - videoThe mastadon - what is it?a disfigured vagina wherein a long hanging meat hook sags from both vagina lips in various lengths. historians and scientists are still working to find out whether this is a mutated clitoris or just extra skin within the depths of the glory hole. one thing is certain, this abomination of the poon is the mark of a true whorebag. "Dude, I was pulling Kyla's panties off last night, and her mastadon claw was like pow...right there in my face. It was so gross. I totally kicked that bitch to the curb...she's obviously a whore." What does "the mastadon" mean?1- huge boobs of mastadonic proportions Anna Nicole Smith has mastadonic magumbos The mastadon - what does it mean?a master of the art of anal sex usually working with a ginormous unit hes known around the ladies as a regular "Anal Mastadon" The mastadon - meaninga sexual move that is often considered the most awesomely brutal way to pleasure your woman. First, you have her turn around and bend over as you back away a good 20-30 fists. Then, you make a tight fist with your thumb on the inside (you'll find out why shortly). Then, you ram at her full speed, shoving your fist straight up her vagina, while crying out "MASTADON!!". I just gave that chick the mastadon from 40 fists away! The mastadon - definitionA) A prehistoric wooly-mammoth. Bob: Hey Jerry, is that a yeti I spy? The mastadon - slangA nickname describing a midget with an extremely large penis. Girl 1: Hey you know peter? The mastadonan enormous penis with lots of shaft hair. often mistaken for the trunk of a woolly mammoth. (2 guys is a locker room) The mastadonSomething excessively large. To the point that only an abnormal word can affectively describe it. That guys cock was mastadonic on proportion to his body! The mastadondual fisting: a sexual move consisting of the insertion of one of the males fists into each of the females holes (anus and vagina) jamaal: dude your hands smell like shit |
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