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What is the madden?Verb. A slang term used to fool your significant other into thinking that your just going over to a co-workers house to play Madden on the PS2, when you actually go over there to get drunk and have sex with your co-workers wife. Honey, can I go play Madden at Johns house? the madden - videoThe madden - what is it?A flat girl with a little ass that likes to be mean to people but once you gain her trust she'll be the nicest person you know she likes getting drunk and masterbaiting with her friends Whoa madden made you wet What does "the madden" mean?A video game notoriously hated by girlfriends and wives. I wanted to talk to my boyfriend about our future but he was too busy playing Madden. The madden - what does it mean?verb; "to be maddened;" 1: term used when playing any Madden NFL title (on the All-Madden setting) where one is performing superbly only to be inexplicably overtaken in the final moments of the game, usually by a combination of physically impossible occurrences (see Madden Physics), inexplicable defensive lapses, or the sudden onset of superior skill in any mediocre opponent player; 2: to be absurdly dominated by an inferior opponent in any Madden NFL franchise; 3: Any of these definitions applied loosely to real-life occurrences "Dude, I just got Maddened so hard." The madden - meaning1. (John) A football icon who has a line of EA NFL games named after him. He coached the Oakland Raiders to a victory in Super Bowl XI against the Minnesota Vikings. He also has a habit of making obvious observations as a football analyst 1. John Madden: "I think the team that scores the most points tonight is going to win this football game, Al" The madden - definitionA popular video game about professional football. For reasons beyond me, you can't consider yourself a girl if you like this, because your man would rather get his hands on this instead of you. Likewise, you can't consider yourself a man if you don't like it at least a little. Madden is basically a $50 penis. Bob would rather play with his Madden video game than his girlfriends vajayjay. The madden - slangA video game that causes obsessive behavior. "So did you finally get some last night?" The maddenMadden tends to be a smart and good looking guy but doesnβt really enjoy school. He is really easy to keep a relationship with and makes a good boyfriend. Madden is so nice The maddenNonsensical gibberish or, alternately, blindingly obvious observations spouted by one of the most inept football commentators in the history of the medium. Fox thought Pat was the senile one when it was John all along. "To win the game, you have to score more points than the other team." The maddenWhen you tell the boys you can't hang because your franchise is going to the Super Bowl, but really you just want to make out with your girl. "I can't bake cookies and play games tonight; I got Madden." |
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