Definder - what does the word mean?

What is the knock?

an insult or a threat that one tells to someone else. once the person who replies with "who's there?" the ejoke abruptly ends with the answer "fuck off" many opther endings can be used to make this insult more interesting or more focused on the insultee.

"hey, knock knock"
"who's there?"
"fuck off!!!"

"hey knock knock"
"who's there"
"a fuckin dick thats about to get their ass kicked"

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the knock - video


The knock - what is it?

Punching a Door until it opens

* Invention of Knocking *:

"I'LL PUNCH YOUR DOOR UNTIL YOU OPEN!"
Person: * Opens * Greetings!

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What does "the knock" mean?

Something your family can’t do before they enter your room

*mother barges in bedroom whilst you’re in the middle of having sex*
You:”Holy shit mum, every heard of knocking”

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The knock - what does it mean?

Term used by the BSP crew when refering to anything negative. Mainly used when no other term will suffice.

God damned fucking mother-fucking knock-knock as fucking knock-knockhead

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The knock - meaning

(Legal Idiom) The fault and consequences are bourne equally by all present parties.

My decision on the accident was knock for knock.

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The knock - definition

"Knock. Knock." Is a term used primarily by hackers and they send them to their victims who they are about to swat usualy on Twitter or private message.

Knock. Knock.

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The knock - slang

slang for Jehova's Witnesses. Due to the fact that they come knocking on your door almost every damn saturday morning when ur trying to watch cartoons or eat breakfast. They feel compelled to interrupt your important free weekend morning by telling you about how god loves you and such.

I was beating off to some ill ass porn, then the knock-knocks came callin and I had to put the beef away. I got pissed, drew a pentagram on my forehead and answered with a massive boner, informing them that I had found solice in satan and blasphemy. I asked them if I could get back to having sex with this downs syndrome girl I had picked up at the bus stop. They haven't been back since.

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The knock

A fun game in which the participant stands outside a closed door where someone is sleeping. The player pulls out his penis and begins to masturbate. He must stand close enough to the door so his hand knocks on the door as he masturbates. The aim of this fun game is to get off before the sleeping occupants wake up and come to see what all the noise is. While the player technically loses if the occupant comes out of the room too early, the player may be able to get sex out of the occupant should it be an attractive female.

Guy 1: Dude I'm bored. What can we do?
Guy 2: Well we could always play knock knock.
Guy 1: Alright but this time I'm not going to my mom's door.
Guy 2: Fair enough.

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The knock

Popular children's game derived from William Shakespear's "Macbeth" - Act 2, Scene 3, line 7, "Knock, knock! Who's there, in th'other devil's name?.."

Knock knock?
Who's There?
Hooh.
Who hooh?
No im not an owl, im Hooh.

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The knock

Epic joke told by character Carl Hanratty (Tom Hanks) in 2002's "Catch Me If You Can".

Carl: "Want to hear a joke?"
Bill: "Sure."

Carl: "knock knock."
Bill: "Who's there?"
Carl: "Go fuck yourself."

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