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What is the emu?
A flightless bird belonging to a bird group called 'Ratites.' It is second tallest (next to the ostrich.) And is native to Australia.
I went to the zoo and saw an emu.
the emu - video
The emu - what is it?
A kick ass college in Ypsilanti Michigan. EMU stands for Eastern Michigan University
Everyone says EMU is a bird or a emo spelled wrong but in reality it is a great school with a lot of great programs.
the one down side is that the campus is built on the side of a hill so you feel even if you walk uphill to get to a building, when you leave the way you came in you are STILL going uphill.
Also, EMU is the home of ECA or early college alliance, a program that lets kids as young as 14 start their college career early. the program can get you up to 60 free credits of college that "double dip" and count as highschool and college credits, thats 2 free years of college kids. I'm in ECA and am one of the more mature kids there because I act my age and not like a gimp-ass highschooler that wont ever shut the fuck up, and I'm almost 17 years old.
overall EMU is a great school for anything and UofM and ace deuce (ann arbor) is right down the road from EMU so you can go there and party down instead of getting the HIV in ypsi.
1: yo broham lets go to EMU
2: go to a bird??
1: no dumbass Eastern Michign university. the school?
2: Ohhhh alright dude lets gooooo
What does "the emu" mean?
what my mom says when she means to say "emo"
Mom: Oh look sweetie is that an emu there?? look at his hair!
Me: No mom, i think you mean an emo
Mom: oh *giggles* ok
The emu - what does it mean?
emu is a type of bird. it lives in australia. it sticks it's head into the ground when it gets scared.
person 1: emu bird
person 2: ok
The emu - meaning
That emu ruffles my feathers.
The emu - definition
the most powerful creature in existence.
emus are going to take over the world.
The emu - slang
Emus...The coolest bird in the world
THe animals that are destined to take over the world someday.
EMUS ROCK
I saw an Emu at the zoo
It was planning it's attack on humanity
The emu
1. A large flightless bird that once kicked my arse. True story, happened at Alma Park Zoo in Brisbane, Australia. Very fucking nasty claws.
Me: "When i was 7 i got my arse handed to me by a 6 foot tall bird called an emu"
Random: "Thats awesome"
Me "What the hell is wrong with you, thats a pretty big bird attacking a pretty small person"
(awkward silence)
The emu
a leet ass bird renowned for stalking japanese tourists in the australian highlands.
Also well known for bitch smacking those emu-wannabe ostriches and amercan tourists that think all australians wrestle crocodiles and have a pet kangaroo.
american tourist1:'hahaha, lok at these primitive australian folk with their pet kangaroos and boomerangs. hahaha.'
emu:'fuckin bigidy bam!'
at1:' holy shit that damn walking bird just bitch smacked my ass!'
The emu
A fingering technique to pleasure a lady.
Using top two fingers thrusting every second looks like your throwing a dart when your trying to show people
technique.
Also known as the the "Eric Bristow" or the "Phil Taylor"
Best way to pleasure your women is the emu!
Only thing that gives me more pleasure than toy lorries is giving my woman the emu!