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What is the dowel?

Doing a dowell is the simple task of snapchatting a girl and getting no where with it. The subject is normally prone to asking about underwear colours.

Toby; Hey Scott, how's it going with Tate?
Scott; Not too good. Doing a dowell.
Toby; I feel for you man.

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The dowel - what is it?

A black man who finds himself attracted mainly to chinks. occcasionally attracted to ginks and black women who study often. A dirty dowell is also generally very tall.

You had better stay away from those asian girls nigga or your gonna go dirty dowell on our ass.

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What does "the dowel" mean?

This phrase describes the process of waking up with morning wood and needing to poop simultaneously which brings rise(no pun intended) to the anatomical issue of not being able go number two while still encumbered by crotch lumber. A man is therefore forced to quickly polish off the nocturnal chubby before soiling himself. This is when it pays to have a really good granny panty meditation as it may be quicker in eradicating a morning erection

Patient β€œI don’t know what it is doctor. I keep waking up with with a huge erection and gastric pain.”

Doctor; β€œHmm interesting. When was your last dowel movement?”

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The dowel - what does it mean?

A plugged cigar. A cigar rolled so tight you can't pull the smoke.

Half that box of cigars were dowels. I could of used them as tent pegs.

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The dowel - meaning

A dowellism is any form of famous movie, tv, or song quote that is repeated numerously by someone to the point at which the quote becomes annoying.

"I'm Rick James, bitch!"

or

"My name a Borat. Very nice!"

or

"Sexual harassment...PANDA!"

Response:

"Shut up with your dowellisms!!!"

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The dowel - definition

A good pal that is very vital to your life style.

whats up my silly silly dowel?

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The dowel - slang

The Dowel is perfect, it is flawless, a symbol of humanity. The Dowel is your guru. Praise The Dowel.

"I just saw a group of people from all walks of life and backgrounds playing cricket & drinking gin. Praise The Dowel!"

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The dowel

To telecommute sans pants.

"So, now that we have our connection... Are you dowelling, too?"

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The dowel

Irish, shortened from of Gaelic Mac Dubhghaill , meaning shady and dark

The surname Dowell really could be McDowell.

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The dowel

dowelling is the improvised act of snoodling to be employed whence both parties who dare engage in the act have been circumsized. The alignment of the shafts is achieved by the insertion of a matchstick half way down each of the parties urethera to achive unity.

Hey Gunter wanna snoodle? shit man i cant i dont have a squid dick, do you? No i dont either.......... saddle up cowboy and get a box of matches were dowelling tonight.

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