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What is the crusades?
A holy war of liberation and oil.
Operation "Iraqi Freedom"
the crusades - video
The crusades - what is it?
A series of wars n shit that happened in ancient medieval times. So you got the Holy Land, Jerusalem. This place is like Mecca to christians and catholics. For some reason the Arabs, Islams, Saracens etc wanted it. So the Arabs marched thier huge army and said "we'll take it". Meanwhile in Europe, all the white boys there got really pissed off about this and got together, got some weapons and marched to Jerusalem getting into all kinds of shennanighans on the way. So the White boys get to Jerusalem and slaughtered the arab army and the Pope was all happy again. Then you get this guy named Saladin who had a huge army and wanted Jerusalem back from the "Blue Eyed Demons" as ahe called the white men from Europe. One of this "Blue Eyed Demons" happened to be Richard the Lionheart from england. He also had an army that was a bit smaller that Saladins but he himself was a tough, streetsmart fucker who could handle himself on the battlefield. The forces meet and a huge battle called Asurf takes place. Richards white boys win the battle against the arabs. Saladin gets realy cut about this and puts a Jihad on their ass. This is serious shit coz u got muslims with jihads and eurotrash with crusades. So the white boys spill heaps of innocent blood and kill and murder and make one hell of a mess then sign a peace treaty with the muslims. Like whiteboys do, they kill n make mess and when things get hectic they think fuck this and leave. They went back to Europe and im pretty sure that they come back a few times to cause a bit more trouble. Meanwhile the Jews who lived here just stood back and hoped that the white boys would protect them coz they aint had an army scince the romans fucked them. Sadly today theres still bitchin about who lives here.
"Man those crusades were fucked up hey"
"JIHAD!"
"ok"
What does "the crusades" mean?
Crusading is the act of going on a quest to get nude images of a person you and your friends lust over. A truly noble act for your boys (or girls).
Noun form - Crusade
Past tense - Crusaded
I see you're talking to Beth. Are you crusading her?
I crusaded that fit girl Jessica last night for the boys
The crusades - what does it mean?
A popular pastime during Middle Ages in which participants celebrated the King of Peace by raping and slaughtering every Muslim in sight. Generally considered the beginning of the age-old Christian tradition of killing those who are different from them.
Muslim: Welcome to Jerusalem!
Crusader: (cuts Muslim's head off) Yay crusades!
The crusades - meaning
The crusades were pope-sanctioned military endeavors during the 11th, 12th, and 13th centuries against non-Christians. Goals included capturing Jerusalem and expanding territories in general.
Christian occupation of Syria disappeared after the ninth crusade.
The crusades - definition
The Crusades were a several centuries delayed response to Islamic jihad. When Pope Urban II called the First Crusade in 1095, the followers of the prophet had already spread across the Middle East and North Africa by force.
People who think the Crusades preceded Islamic jihad have been brainwashed by politicial correctness.
The crusades - slang
The futile act of relentlessly arguing a position to a person or audience, knowing they have already rejected it. Often the goal is not to convince anyone, but to antagonize dissenters, congratulate oneself for excellent arguing, or perhaps to instigate an entertaining or damning reaction.
"Should I even talk to my mom about climate change? Nah... that would be pointless crusading."
"I was up til 4am crusading for trans rights on conservative Twitter. You should see the screenshots."
"No crusading in the comments, guys."
The crusades
When you go out and eliminate all thots in the area/country/world
Let’s go on a crusade to rid the world of thots
The crusades
A member of the Roman Catholic medieval order charged with reclaiming Christian and Jewish lands in the middle east. Ages later, crusaders became more universally known as Christian warriors whom play a ceremonial role in protecting the Roman Catholic Church.
Reginald was a medieval crusader in the 1300s.
The crusades
1) A Crusader is someone who joined the Pope sanctioned wars in the 11th, 12th, and 13th century. They usually joined the Crusades to cleanse their sins or show devotion to God.
2) A staunch attacker of a certain belief, act, etc.
1) The Knight of France was on the Crusade to show that he was a pious supporter of God.
2) Jordan is a Crusader against pedophilia.