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What is the criss-cross?

When a girl is extremely tall so she needs to sit down Indian style in order to give a blowjob

Hey babe can you give me some criss cross applesauce?

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the criss-cross - video

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The criss-cross - what is it?

When you cum and the sperm starts flowing over your dick. You whipe it but not quite and a little bit stays and hardens into a string thats crossed over between your head and the rest of your penis.

I bust a nut every now and again and i get criss cross cum all over my dick

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What does "the criss-cross" mean?

The superior way to sit. You fold you legs to form a somewhat pretzel shape. Also know as Indian style

Growing up, I used to love sitting criss-cross applesauce!

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The criss-cross - what does it mean?

a way in sitting in which the knees are bent and the legs over lap (hence the criss cross) and the applesauce is a nice rhyme used to remind young children how to sit.

teacher: everyone sit criss cross applesauce for story time
kindergartners: YAY!

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The criss-cross - meaning

The act of being faded on three or more different drugs.

After I drank and smoked some weed I decided to get criss-cross faded with some xanies.

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The criss-cross - definition

A hand to hand combat fighting maneuver in which you yell out "Criss cross applesauce!" While simultaneously faking a right punch(criss), then a left punch(cross) culminating in a swift kick to your opponents junk (applesauce) Timing is everything in this maneuver. If executed perfectly, it is unblockable.

That asshole better shut his mouth or he's gonna get the ole criss cross applesauce!

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The criss-cross - slang

A birth control method. Tape two pieces of scotch tape on your pee hole in a cross formation to keep the jizz in.

Man 1: did you use any protection with Suzzie?

Man: yup! Criss crossed her for a half hour. Kept it all in so she shouldn't be knocked up.

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The criss-cross

Whe you want no one to take your seat you call it "criss cross" as in putting a cross on your spot.

"Elena, I called it criss cross so get your butt off my place!"

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The criss-cross

From the cosmo website:

" With all the twisting and bending that goes on, sometimes sex can feel more like a cardio workout than a pleasurefest. That's why it's important to have at least one relaxed orgasm — inducing position in your repertoire. Such as this: "While you're on your back, he should lie on his side, turned toward you," explains Solot. "Swing both legs over his hips and thighs, making a bridge over them." Then, just let him gently thrust into you. If it takes you a while to climax, this pose is ideal. "It's not very aerobic, so the sex can go on for a long time without either of you tiring out," says Laura Berman, PhD, director of the Berman Center and author of The Passion Prescription. "When you want to climax, it's easy to touch yourself or he can use his top hand to stimulate you. "

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/sex/your-orgasm-guaranteed-4

Even though the Criss-Cross is a sex position from the cosmo website, it can really help us guys out...

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The criss-cross

when you give a hand job to a male friend face to face while he is giving you a hand job with the opposite hand

He does the criss cross with his brother.

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