Definder - what does the word mean?

What is the conjuring?

Eat, drink, and/or do something to produce the nastiest smelling fart imaginable

I ate some Brussel sprouts and drank some beer to conjure up a rip

👍29 👎11


the conjuring - video


The conjuring - what is it?

When engaging in masturbatory fantasy using mental images to conjure sexual memories or scenarios in your mind's eye. After coming, it is polite to text the individual, "+1 conjuring," to let them know you have conjured their presence and came hard.

You: Hey babe, I just got off and leveled up! +1 conjuring.

Them: Thank you Kanye, very cool!

👍25 👎11


What does "the conjuring" mean?

When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.

The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus!

👍45 👎13


The conjuring - what does it mean?

A mage who summons and/or controlls plants and animals to do his/her bidding

The Conjurer used his powers to summon a Evil cow from the land where the cow king resides.

👍63 👎47


The conjuring - meaning

cause (a spirit or ghost) to appear by means of a magic ritual

I cannot but conjure up the memories of the good old days.

👍41 👎19


The conjuring - definition

The build up or anticipation of a large bowel movement. Summoning the demons.

I just drank my morning coffee and now I'm conjuring.

👍25 👎11


The conjuring - slang

a performance consisting of seemingly magical tricks.

When I went to Berlin, I saw many conjuring tricks at a circus. They were amazing !

👍111 👎29


The conjuring

A ritual performed during hunting as a way of becoming worthy of harvesting a big game animal.

That Big Boo, through conjuring, got the biggest buck of anybody in this room!

👍25 👎13


The conjuring

One of the best modern horror movies of our time, introduced
horror movie fans to the doll known as Annabelle, and made dark
basements even scarier then they already were

I saw The Conjuring the other day, I haven't slept since then...

👍73 👎17


The conjuring

A terrifying fucken movie made on a high ass fucken budget god damn fucken annabell doll its also a fag ass demon who takes it up the ass and trys to kill kids

I'm having nightmares because of the conjuring

👍237 👎51