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What is the catholic university of america?Humorist PJ O'Rourke once stated, "I've always figured that if God wanted us to go to church a lot He'd have given us bigger behinds to sit on and smaller heads to think with."
the catholic university of america - videoThe catholic university of america - what is it?A drinking school with a Catholic problem in NE Washington, DC. I was gonna go to mass, but I had to go to K's Saturday night. What does "the catholic university of america" mean?A small university located in the ghetto NE section of Washington, DC called Brookland. The only university in the U.S. chartered, owned, and run by the Vatican in Rome. The population consists largely of people from "near-Philly," but New York, Massachusetts, and the Washington/Baltimore metro areas are also common. The population has a good percentage of "God-squad," from Campus Ministry, but everyone at Catholic knows how to party. Yes, even those in the God-Squad. In a recent Playboy list of top party schools, Miami was number one, but Catholic was asterisked underneath with detail: "We don't rate professionals." Catholic students are often the main (illegal) customers of bars, Johnny K's and Brothers, and on Saint Patrick's Day, you won't find better campus spirit (or more openly drunk people and skipped classes) then at Catholic. Often seen running around campus are random artsy music/theater people and a 30% gay population, despite the Catholic name. One can expect to find lots of conservatives, pro-lifers, popped collars, flip-flops all year round, and mass homogeneousness. A school for smart kids who slacked off in high school, always full of controversy over the speaker-policy, and always in the Washington Post due to its dramas. Guy 1: "Hey! In exactly 4 months it'll be St. Patty's Day, we need to get movin with plans!" The catholic university of america - what does it mean?THE Catholic University of America is the finest learning institution on the eastern seaboard. Its students are great at going to church hungover, because Saturdays are for the boys and getting lit. Also, its important to know that THE Catholic University is a life style, and emphasis must be put on the "THE" so that everyone understands its significance. "Bro you're drunk you need to get back home" |
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