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What is the Turkey Dinner?
The distinct smell of turkey dinner when one farts, usually following thanksgiving dinner. Some say it is the one time of year that farts smell good.
Chris, your turkey dinner fart smells delectable.
the Turkey Dinner - video
The Turkey Dinner - what is it?
When you proceed to have sex with a store-bought turkey multiple times before Thanksgiving, until the Turkey is seemingly filled with ejaculate. Can be done with multiple people as an activity for the holiday, and is done best if the turkey is bought about a week before the holiday, giving you plenty of time to "stuff" it with your "filling". A somewhat swollen appearance is often desired, similar to that of a water balloon.
Dad : This turkey is especially juicy this year, what's your secret?
Me : Oh, just a Vern Turkey Dinner. The secret is in the sauce.
Dad : I might have to help out with it next year.
What does "the Turkey Dinner" mean?
Pour 1 Part Wild Turkey Bourbon &
1 Part Cranberry Juice into a Shot Glass. Cheers with Friends on Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving now intead of eating lets just drink our dinner by taking a Turkey Dinner Shot! Drink it up!
The Turkey Dinner - what does it mean?
having sex in a place usually reserved for fancy guests and parties.
wellington wordsworth: my, what a magnificent meal.
lady blackwell: Thank you. Why, just the other day, i had my own turkey dinner on this very table.
The Turkey Dinner - meaning
When you insert two fist into a woman's vagina. She has to be placed into a special position in which her legs are up in the air, while you ram the shit out of her vagina.
Rusty gave Jackie a turkey dinner. No one knows if she survived.
The Turkey Dinner - definition
a guy stands while getting blown, while the girl (performing said act) looks up making eye contact, flaps arms like a turkey (example: chicken dance), and makes "gobble-gobble" moans. the guy proceeds to provide his "stuffing", amidst topping off the end of the meal with a "gravy" topping.
On thanksgiving day, Jillian gave a turkey dinner to Jordan, an avid fan of hearty stuffing and gravy.
The Turkey Dinner - slang
Step one: Stuff the Turkey- stuffing and a wooden spoon are required for this step. As all great turkeys are stuffed first, you must make your woman a great turkey. You have to start with loading her asshole with stuffing, the wooden spoon is needed to really get it in there( avoid her cryis for hel, it means she likes it.)
Step 2: Set oven to 350- in this step you are required to fart, but this is no average fart this is a very heated fart. This is a very delicate process because if you don't quite heat the fart up enough, your lady friend might not come at the right time.(taco bell is helpful to heat the fart up)
Step 3: Add the Gravy- If Taco Bell was consumed to help for the last step, this step will be a piece of cake. You will need to take a shit that is very runny and very fluidy on your lady friends chest. Rub it around. It cannot be a solid shit. This will destroy the process and you'll have to restart.
Step 4: Time to fry the turkey- this process is very painful for the both of you, but it has to be done. You must stick boiling frier oil in the females vagina and fuck her while its still in there.
Disclaimer: if there are any 3rd degree burns, vicious wounds and of fatalities it is not my fault. This was created by Bill Gates in an Applebee's Kitchen on thanksgiving night
-Hey I heard you and Julie has The Turkey Dinner, how did it go?
- She died...
The Turkey Dinner
A complicated reverse felch, a Turkey Dinner involves sucking your ejaculate out of your partner's vagina and spitting it into her rectum. She then positions herself over you to push out the ejaculate and feces in a mic that looks like mashed potatoes and gravy... ala a "turkey dinner."
I thought we'd change form our usual Cleveland Steamer ritual tonight for a little turkey dinner!
The Turkey Dinner
While having anal sex the man cums in the other person's butthole. Than proceeds with a turkey baster to suck out semen and feed to female.
Bob: "Dude how was your thanksgiving?"
Joe: "It was sick bro i gave my girlfriend a Turkey Dinner!!!"
Bob: "Sick bro!"
The Turkey Dinner
Reach your fist up into another's anus, quickly grasp whatever you can, pull the goodies out of that b-hole and quickly stuff it up into the girl's vagina. Rinse. Repeat. Turkey dinner.
I totally gave Amy a Turkey Dinner last night, stuffed and baked that sh*t before I sent her home...