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What is the Snuggie?
(n) Secret Nazi torture device disguised as a comfortable, one size fits all blanket for the poor and elderly;synonymous with shame and levity.
Helpless, dazed, and severely confused snuggie user: "Aahh, make it stop! The poor, back - open design and obvious lack of fashion sense has left me alone in this IHOP parking lot with a bare buttocks and a strange, perpetual loss of my sense of direction!
the Snuggie - video
The Snuggie - what is it?
A retarded, backwards robe that will completely ruin your social life. It will turn you into a tool!
Ever since I bought the snuggie, my parents wont talk to me, anymore.
What does "the Snuggie" mean?
1)A condition experienced when your underwear rides up the crack of you ass. Giving someone a snuggie by pulling on the waistband of their underwear is a favorite schoolyard prank of latent homosexuals posing as bullys.
2) A blanket with arms sold on TV by morons that didn't know they were basically calling their product a wedgie. The names they rejected were the hot carl, the Cleveland steamer, and the Alabama hot pocket.
"Hey man this commercial just told me to give my grandmother a snuggie for christmas"
"Yeah then you can give your dad a Cincinatti bowtie. "
The Snuggie - what does it mean?
A ridiculous, and not-so-new invention that claims to be a "blanket with sleeves that keeps you warm and gives you the freedom to use your hands".
The "one size fits all" idea is impractical, and your hands and arms get lost in the giant wizard sleeves.
Don't bother walking around because your back will be exposed and you won't be so warm. The Snuggie is not so snug.
Person 1:
Hey, are you wearing a Snuggie, that new blanket with sleeves?
Person 2:
No, I just decided to wear my robe backwards. Same thing, it's not new.
The Snuggie - meaning
Attention all cars: Be on the lookout for anyone in a snuggie. Consider extemely pervish.
The Snuggie - definition
when someone gets you gift, and you are excited, only to find out it is a Snuggie, upon which you become annoyed/disappointed
Getting Snuggied is the 2009 holiday version of being rick roll'd.
The Snuggie - slang
Another name for a Wedgie but intentionally afflicted by pulling up the underwear from the small of the back as much as possible. it's meant to torture and shame the other person on which the snuggie is perpetrated. It differs from a wedgie in that one can get a wedgie from sitting in an uncomfortable way or too small underwear, etc.
Before I got in the shower, a jock came up and gave me a snuggie that you wouldn't believe.
The Snuggie
a cultish KKK looking robe that one wears to spoting events. Claims to keep you warm when really, it makes you all-powerful and godlike.
with our snuggies, we can eat snacks, play games, and sacrifice virgins while staying snuggly-warm!
The Snuggie
The creepy looking Monk robe thing that 'fits all' which doesn't make sense because how does a fatass 45 year old man's robe fit that of a 4 year old girl?
You can wear them to keep warm, yet the entire back is open?
"I bought that snuggie 'cos the tv told me to and now I look like a creepy priest and my back is cold as hell."
The Snuggie
A blanket with sleeves! Who would have thought of such a thing? Really though, it's just a robe worn backwards, but if you wear a robe backwards, you're not actually wearing a snuggie. You can wear these to sporting events, grocery stores, out at campfires, and where ever else you can be made fun of at.
The Snuggie: it's a blanket with sleeves! Or, you could just put on a jacket.