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What is the Panda Express?
Sells the worst chinese food ever. Found in mall food courts.
"I'm hungry as hell, let's eat some chinese food"
"ok, but not panda express, they suck"
the Panda Express - video
The Panda Express - what is it?
A reference to a woman of Asian decent, normally deemed unattractive by other Asian men, yet is exotic and appealing to non-Asian men (or women).
The term is a reference to the fast food Chinese chain which serves cheap, greasy, unpalatable food. Panda Express is never frequented by Asians (with good culinary tastes ).
"Yo, check out that guy's Panda Express dish. Looks like he got the special. I bet he's going to get Gung Pao with it! "
What does "the Panda Express" mean?
the sexual act of doing a quick preview of different variations of sexual moves in both the vagina and in the butt hole and than busting inside the woman's mouth
Amanda couldn't decide what she wanted so i just gave her the panda express
The Panda Express - what does it mean?
A racist remark towards Asian people, usually to mock their style of eating with chop sticks and rice bowls.
Person 1: Want to go to the mall?
Person 2: Sure, but I'm going to Panda Express later.
Person 1: WTF dude, are you racist or something?
Person 2: What, I just said I'm going to Panda Express.
Person 1: Look up what Panda Express means before you say that in public.
The Panda Express - meaning
The Panda Express is a risque sexual maneuver in which the male places rice and noodles from panda express in his mouth and proceeds to splooge all over his partners breasts. Next he spits up his Chinese treat on her creamy chest and the girl squeezes her breasts together and eats his Chinese delight.
Guy- Hey, are you hungry?
Girl- Yeah, I'm starving! I could go for some Panda Express right now!
The Panda Express - definition
Delicious Chinese food found in many mall food courts. nothing like ham fried rice and orange chicken with some sweet and sour pork. mmm mm good
"Hey wanna go get some panda?"
"Yes. Yes I do."
The Panda Express - slang
fast food Chinese restuarant. delicious food and good service. kung pao chicken with steamed rice=yummy goodness
Mom: What do you want for dinner?
Me: Panda Express!!!!!!!!
The Panda Express
When you are raped by a gang of angry pandas.
John was never really the same after he got the panda express.
The Panda Express
The worlds premier multi-national dining experience: Americanized Chinese food served to you by Mexicans.
Welcome to Panda Express. What entre would you like? Orange Chicken. Si Senor.
The Panda Express
A restuarant serving food to average, American caucasian families who think they are "adventorous" by eating "authentic" Chinese food.
Chinese guy: I can't go to your house because I am having dinner in a Chinese restuarant.
White kid: ZOMG!! I LOOOOOOOOVE CHINESE FOOD. I LIKE EAT PANDA EXPRESS EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!! ORANGE CHICKEN ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!