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What is the Mary Poppins?
1. Perfection.
2. Those stupid girls who look good in a fucking sack and can play in mud and look like a beauty queen. They get the promotions, the pay rises and the gorgeous clothes.
You secretly want to stab these people in the back on the head with scissors.
1. Aaaah! Look at that skirt! You would look Mary Poppins in it!
2. Oh fuck me! Leah is such a Mary Poppins I want to stab her in the back of the head with scissors
the Mary Poppins - video
The Mary Poppins - what is it?
Mary Poppins is a strain of cannabis created and cultivated by Mykilo Sosa, an activist and connoisseur who currently resides in Northern Indiana. Its true genetics remain a secret, but there are elements of Hashplant (Sensi Seeds), LSD Lifesaver x Deisel Sour(Bog Seed Co.), and various others Mr. Sosa has grown in the past.
Mr. Sosa, why do you call this particular strain of cannabis Mary Poppins?
Well, because its that super-cali-fragilistic-expiali-doja; like some of that real Cali shit!
What does "the Mary Poppins" mean?
At the completion of a blowjob, the recipient takes a spoonful of sugar to mix in with the "jizz" (ejaculate) in the givers oral cavity (mouth) to help the "medicine" go down; typically done to augment the taste.
Hey Bob, Jamarius has given Caitlin so many Mary Poppins that she has now three cavities.
The Mary Poppins - what does it mean?
The woman, or man, if that’s your cup of tea, gets down on their hands and knees and the other person puts a spoon full of sugar in their mouth and slowly inches an umbrella up their asshole.
Karen: it’s raining out you may want to take this umbrella. Jake: I’m not taking that umbrella anywhere, I won’t even touch that thing. Karen: uhhh, why the hell not? Jake: that’s the umbrella that Mike uses when he gives Lisa ‘The Mary Poppins’
The Mary Poppins - meaning
A rather malicious form of homicide where you stuff a closed umbrella down the victim's throat and open it when it's down there. Rather cruel, but you must give credit for the stylish nature.
Mike shoves an umbrella down Paul's Throat
Mike: Thats for not selling me your Reading Railroad Bitch! You just got a Mary Poppins!
Paul: (Says nothing because he just got Mary Poppins-ed"
The Mary Poppins - definition
Someone who is riding a bike dressed in a suit or dress.
"My car broke down so I have to Mary Poppins it into work today." or "Dude, did you see that Mary Poppins on your way in this morning? "
The Mary Poppins - slang
the condition someone has of being so delusionally happy you want to punch the person.
Person 1:"I heard you're gettin' freakin' married...are you serious??? you know love doesn't last."
Person 2:"yes it does!!!!...I'm so EXCITED!!!"(said while smiling hard)
Person 2: "that is so freakin' Mary Poppins!!!!
The Mary Poppins
When a beautiful, proper, British chick gives a handjob, while singing step by step directions of what she is doing.
While he received a Mary Poppins last night; she was singing “ A hand full of penis helps the jizz come up”!
The Mary Poppins
1) A well composed/happy person.
2) To do something well/flawlessly. From the measuring tape held by Mary Poppins "Practically Perfect in Every Way."
"How'd you do on test?"
"I Mary Poppins'd it."
The Mary Poppins
The action of inserting an umbrella into one's arsehole and opening it to full capacity whilst inside their being.
Karen complained to the manager after her umbrella broke from doing The Mary Poppins too much.