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What is the 42nd?
A day that most likely, doesn't exist.
But... It might.
some dude 1: Bro I can't wait for July 42nd!
some dude 2: I don't think that exists...
some dude 1: e x a c t l y, I have n o t h i n g to look toward to 👴
the 42nd - video
The 42nd - what is it?
The shortest train line in New York City, probably the world. It runs in between Times Square and Grand Central and back all day, yes those are the only two stops.
Nobody knows why it exists, except for really lazy nut jobs who are to lazy to have one extra stop on the 7 train in between. Or if your in a rush to work where you need every second or your boss fires you, and this train buys you a little time.
Guy: I'm gonna take the 7 train to work today, it's the easiest way to work. No transfers, just a smooth ride.
Boss: (calls) If your one second late, your fired!!!
Guy: God damn, I only have 20 minutes left, Ugggg I guess i'm gonna take the useless 42nd Street Shuttle. Now I've gotta take the 7 train get off one stop at Times Square, transfer to the Shuttle, go to Grand Central, then walk back to the 7 train, and it buys me 1 minute. Worth it I guess?
What does "the 42nd" mean?
marinate your grandma with ranch dressing while a horse is raping a goat in the ass. The goat must be ramming its horns up your anus and you are licking the dressing off of your grandma while she is jamming a black dildo down her throut.
-Dude I just got done having 42nd base!
-Awesome I've only made it to 41st.
-Loser!
The 42nd - what does it mean?
(noun) intercourse in which both partners are doused in marijuana oil and able to simultaneously orgasm and get high by licking and inhaling the other's skin
At the sexaholics meeting, Miri said, "Zack and me were bored with the first 41 bases so we decided to try 42nd base. It was super hot."
The 42nd - meaning
While walking the side street of a largely populated city, an obese transvestite begins to engage in oral sex with his own genitals and asks you to ejaculate into his nostril. Simultaneously, your cousin sees the procedure taking place and summons her bestfriends for a group orgy along with some animals. For best orgasms, it is advised that you have a 5-some with your parents, your cousin, and her bestfriend. It is not uncommon for police officers to shoot a bullet up their anus when they see such things.
Transvestite: DUDE, watch me eat myself out while giving myself a handjob
Police officer: Can I join in and make this 42nd base?
Transvestite: No
Police officer: *shoots self in asshole*
The 42nd - definition
Having sex with somebody, and as a result discovering the secrets of the universe.
Frank: Dude, I got all the way to 42nd base last night!
Steve: Sweet!!! I never knew a Philosophy Major could be so much fun in bed!
The 42nd - slang
Having sex with Life, the Universe, and Everything. It is said that those who achieve 42nd Base will know the Ultimate Question.
"Dude, I totally got to 42nd Base last night!"
"Well, what's the Ultimate Question?!"
"Uh... how many roads must a man walk down?"
"You liar."
The 42nd
Genital Warts.
Origin: (G)eorge (W) Bush's intials are GW, as are the intials for Genital Warts. George is our 42nd president, so it follows that genital warts is "the 42nd"
Man, I got it on with this girl I met in the dorms and the bitch gave me the 42nd!