What is teke?

The climate on Waiheke Island sits on average four degrees warmer than the rest of New Zealand. Because of this, the Teke on this island sits around 40% better than the average Teke in the rest of the country. The Waiheke Teke is usually so moist, it produces the finest “ready to drink” drop of Pinot Gris.

On one of Robbie’s wine tours, to accompany the hors d'oeuvres, I drank the sweetest juices from Becky’s Waiheke Teke!

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Teke - what is it?

Sweet tea and white wine with tequlia mixed in with extra suger for a sweet taste.

i had a white teke it was B.A

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What does "teke" mean?

Spending one hour in the bathroom at work taking a shit and watching pro. On your phone...

Thomas is taking a teke,

meanwhile, everybody else is busting their fucking asses...

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Teke - what does it mean?

hash dens
come from 1920's and 1930's Greek hash and opium dens( which were famous for their traditional music and Turkish hash smoking)

a bar or café where one smokes hash, hookah with hash or weed while listening to some music and dance.

- you wanna smoke a joint with me

- yea, let's go to the tekes and smoke some good Turkish hash

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Teke - meaning

A Yokai spirit of a woman (sometimes a man) who is missing their lower half, The name "Teke Teke" comes from the sound of their lower half dragging across the ground. Not seeming it as they walk on their hands or elbows, the Teke Teke is extremely fast. The way Teke Teke acts is by chopping a person in half just as them.

Person: I heard weird noises last night, like dragging noises
Person 2: Maybe it was a Teke Teke hunting for a lower half

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Teke - definition

v. (to teke, teked, teking, tekes)

To throw flour all over someone (giving an antique look), usually when the person is intoxicated or unconscious and laying down. Popularized by the television series, Jackass.