What is tamased?

A Tamas eats boobs every day. They believe boobs have magic powers. Many Tamas's lick boobs to worship their God(Big Boob Barry). Female Tamas's lick penis's to worship their Goddess 'Big Dick Dave'. Tamasism is a strict religion dedicated to Sex. If a Tamas doesn't follow these rules it is said that the Gods will punish them by licking all the condoms out of your penis!