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What is swizzler?

An alcoholic drink:

6 oz diet cherry 7up
1 packet carnation instant breakfast
2 shots lindemans frmboise

1 packet original alka seltzer

Red vine straw

serve over 14 whiskey stones in 32 oz tumbler.

fizzy swizzlers are my jam

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Swizzler - what is it?

A person who stirs up shit for nothing more than their own boredom

Don't be a shit swizzler dude

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What does "swizzler" mean?

(1)A type of person who agknowlages him/herself in the best way possible and doesn't give a fuck about anyone, even his/her family.

(2) the act of giving someone a swirly after you crapped in it

(1) You are such a damn Shit Swizzler!
(2)"how was your day?" "It was awful, I was a victim of the Shit Swizzler"

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Swizzler - what does it mean?

When lesbians scissor on their syncronized periods.

I don't want to eat you out. Grab the towel, we'll do the strawberry swizzler

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Swizzler - meaning

When you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your dick and drinks through the straw at the same time

a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"

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Swizzler - definition

The act of takeing any store bought twizzler and shoving it into your peehole then force feeding to a victem of choice.

Dude.. i'm going to give canyon a swizzler.

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Swizzler - slang

One who is sweet swizzling. This person is so cool that they are not just called cool by others, they have a title; a Swizzler. Swizzlers are an elite few. They are the people who inspire others to want to be cool. They are so cool that they CAN imagine a left handed one legged monkey balancing on a ball while explaining the meaning of life to a hockey puck in the 5th dimension, blindfolded. In fact, they have met this monkey and spat on him. Thats right, they spat.

"Did you hear about Benjamin. He put a cherry bomb in the principal's toilet, while the principal was still on it!" "Wow, he is a true Swizzler."

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Swizzler

A con artist; someone who always trys to get over on someone else, a deceptive person.

"but john said that he had to go see his sister"
"that Liar"
"John is such a swizzler"

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Swizzler

Penis

She was all up on this swizzler.

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