Definder - what does the word mean?

What is switch hit?

A metaphorical way of telling someone you are not bisexual and have no desire to hook up with that person. Can be used by either gay or straight people. Especially true if you are a baseball switch-hitter.

Bi person: Wanna play some ball? Those homers you hit from both sides of the plate really turn me on!!
You: Sorry, but I switch hit, but only in baseball!

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Switch hit - what is it?

When your sexual identity and/or orientation changes depending on the group you're with.

"Not my normal thing but... Around the hockey team I'm code switch hitting."

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What does "switch hit" mean?

The act of sitting on both hands till they go numb. Than using one hand to masturbate, referred to as the stranger, while remaining seated on the other hand. Once the feeling starts to go back into the active hand, possibly pins and needles, you switch to the hand you are sitting on which is still numb and make it the active hand. Switching this back and forth until finished is called the switch hit stranger.

Last night was blown away by the effectiveness of the switch hit stranger..

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Switch hit - what does it mean?

When a man and a woman and another man all have sex at the same time. Woman on bottom, then man 1 penetrates her, then man 2 penetrates him. Think of it as an open faced man-sandwich.

"Daryl and his girlfriend, and their bi-curious man friend Curtis, were switch hitting last night."

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Switch hit - meaning

The act of smoking two joints or blunts at once, but switching between them, as in taking a hit from one, then taking a hit from the other one.

"Dude, me and Mike were switch hitting like crazy! I got so high!"

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Switch hit - definition

the act of masturbating with ones non-dominant hand.

SIDNEY: What do you think Joe is doing to get off while he's on vacation with that broken arm?

NANCY: Probably switch hitting.

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Switch hit - slang

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Ambixdextrous self-pleasure.

Joe had to switch hit when he broke his right hand.

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Switch hit

The sexual act when two couples are fucking in the same room and they switch partners. Normally, resulting in high fives from both males.

Eric and Joe were amazed at how quick the two girls were so eager to participate in a switch hit session.

"Ain 't nothing like a friendly game of switch hit."

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Switch hit

Masterbating, with your non-dominant hand. Much like a "friendly stranger", it supposedly gives one the feeling of being tugged by another person.

"If you're right-handed, why don't you jerk off with your right hand?"

"Because if you switch hit, it makes you cum faster."

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