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What is survival kit?
The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).
Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”
Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
survival kit - video
Survival kit - what is it?
I had to rush it this morning, so I forgot my White Collar Survival Kit!
What does "survival kit" mean?
A wallet containing a bank card, ID and a condom.
I'm gonna have to go home, I forgot my Bushwackers Survival Kit.
Survival kit - what does it mean?
(noun) a bag/pouch/etc. that contains lighters, grinders, rolling papers, pipes, and/or other things a stoner needs to smoke it up
"Hey dude, should we stop by the store to grab a blunt?"
"Nah man, I have one on me. You know I always carry my stoner survival kit."