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What is suicide watch?

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MAN: "No Man's Land is one of the best songs by Mutual Suicide Watch"

GUY: "Chyeah!!"

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Suicide watch - what is it?

When an individual goes on an MDMA bender and all their seratonin has depleated & they feel like a coward. Loyal friends provide suicide watch & pretend friends avoid them.

trog consumed 5 caps & in the midst of his come down sent his crush on 5 back to back text messages. Then he was put on suicide watch by Sam.

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What does "suicide watch" mean?

A term widely known to all athletes. Failure to the degree that one would rather cause harm to themselves than to bear the embarrassment. Goes best with a cold glass of Bleach or a taunt rope.

Jaison Heard really messed that inning up, looks like he is on suicide watch again tonight.

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Suicide watch - what does it mean?

The act of taking a friend/relative out for heavy drinking after a traumatic event, ostensibly to prevent them from killing themselves.

"Me and Wade got shattered when we took Keith out on suicide watch after he blew the save in the 9th."

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Suicide watch - meaning

What white folks will be under when a man with the name Barack Hussein Obama wins the US presidency.

CNN: "It's just been reported that Senator Barack Hussein Obama has been elected as the new president of president of United states of America"

Donald: Noooooooooooohohhohohoohooooo

Mother: keep an close eye on your father while i go to the grocery store kids.

(suicide watch)

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Suicide watch - definition

When you keep an eye on a friend, family member or someone off the street who may do harm to themselves.

Like a vigil accept the person is not dead yet.

Frequently checking on someone who may commit suicide.

Emma walks into Chad's bedroom and screams Chad's dead!!!

TOULA: We were spose to be watching him!
EMMA: I know I had to run down to the shop and put my Lotto on and buy a box of fags.
TOULA: You call that a suicide watch? We were spose to be going in there every 10 minutes!!!
EMMA: (lights up smoke) Bummer man...
TOULA: I'll say! Well maybe it won't seem such a loss if you win huh...
EMMA: (starts going through Chad's wallet) Yeh I guess...
TOULA: Wait! His moving!!!
EMMA: (pulls out gun and shoots Chad in the head)
TOULA: What the fuck did you kill him for?
EMMA: Cause Nobody puts baby in the corner!!!

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