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What is streatham?
A school for rich girls who waste their daddy's money to be taught by neeks and pervy teachers and to follow rules given by the shitty SLT. Everyone thinks their roadmen but their acc little princesses with a fat trust fund. Full of neeks who think their really popular but everyone makes plans without them. Full of drama and the teachers always get involved and make it worse. Waste of daddy's money, but theirs always extra left to spend on drinks and nicotine.
streatham and clapham is a shitty school
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Streatham - what is it?
A school where you will get bullied, get an eating disorder, off your self. Oh and of course vape in the toilet every day.
Doctor: Oh you went to Streatham and Clapham High School, that’s why you have lung cancer.
SCHS Student: Yh them vapes did me dirty.
What does "streatham" mean?
Someone who likes to be crapped on for sexual pleasure. Phrase emerged in underground coprophilic subculture in Germany where the football shirts of a small team in England were worn to signify an individual's desire to receive.
That guy is pretty kinky, he's Scheiße auf Streatham Rovers if you know what I mean.
Streatham - what does it mean?
A school for slags which pretends to be posh but really is a public school deep down. The SLT are shit and the girls all pretend to act like roadmen but in reality all have a university fund.
Those Streatham and Clapham High girls were looking fine in their grey blazers and Nike shoes!
Streatham - meaning
A school for rich girls who think they're roadmen when they actually have a private trust fun and a personal butler. The staff are crap and the school fees are wasted on expensive grand pianos for the headmaster.
Those Streatham and Clapham High girls were looking fine in their black puff ups and air maxes!
Streatham - definition
the action of stabbing someone in the face with a chizzle
mugger
give me you wallet
victim
fuck off
mugger
do it or its a fuckin Streatham nose job for you boy
victim
fuck off
vitim is struck in the face with a chizzle and mugger runs off
Streatham - slang
A town in the borough of Lambeth, South London. A humming metropolis if crack cocaine or sniffing glue takes your fancy, a dreary dead end town if you are not. If you see a hot woman in Streatham, DO approach her. She is almost certainly lost.
"Do you live in Streatham?"
"Yes"
"Are you a crackhead?"
"No"
"Tough shit man"