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What is stonks?
The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade
When you upvote your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of one:
"Stonks"
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Stonks - what is it?
When you trade 600 wheat for 1 emerald
News: Man sells TV for remote
Me, an intellectual: Stonks
What does "stonks" mean?
A term to express a financial decision that resulted in financial gain. Mostly used ironically.
*1998 Yahoo refuses to buy Google for $1 million
*2002 Yahoo realizes it’s mistake, tried to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
*2008 Yahoo refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion
*2016 Yahoo sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: “Stonks”
Stonks - what does it mean?
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Stonks - meaning
A set of man fruits, love spudsbollocksgooliesknackers
he had a set of stonks like a fighters speed ball
Stonks - definition
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Stonks - slang
you have good luck and everything turns out fine for you
Boss: Heres your money
Me: *Puts in wallet*
Me: *Goes back in time*
Boss: Heres your money
Me: Stonks
Stonks
omg we have achieved stonks level
Stonks
"I just got 64 emeralds for 1 block of dirt in Minecraft"
"EPIC STONKS DUDEEEE"
Stonks
buy a 3d printer, print a 3d printer, return the 3d printer.
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