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What is staub?
When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.
She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.
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Staub - what is it?
he is an interesting guy that likes sour grapes and he is le monkey he likes sweatshirts and is a loser if he goes to millbrook
did you see riley staub eat that sour grape.
What does "staub" mean?
The meanest boy in the planet. He is mean and hangs up on you on FaceTime. He’s cool sometimes though.
there’s so many riley staub’s at our school.
Staub - what does it mean?
A Disney Channel whore who was in the movie Minute Men, and going to be in the new show J.O.N.A.S. Rumored to be dating Joe Jonas, but it's only obvious he is way too good for her. Also had slutty sleepover pictures of her with girl friends, and drinks underage.
"Did you see those pics of Chelsea Staub with Joe Jonas at the mall?"
"OMG! She was wearing the tiniest skirt ever!"
Staub - meaning
A "pinch-hit" is when you are sneaking out to fuck some skank and ask a buddy to sneak in and be there with your girlfriend/wife in case she wakes up, so that she won't wonder where you are.
A "Rusty Staub" is when its a buddy who hasn't had sex in a while, and he ends up waking her up and fucking her brains out.
Often she'll end up leaving you for him.
"She's she's leaving me bro! Why did you have to go and rusty staub her like that asshole!?"
Staub - definition
An unpleastent, rat like creature with a weave, often characterized by square breasts,due to a poor boob job. This creature was involved in kidnapping and prostitution and has been engaged an estimated 19 times. Its current habitat is a run down home in New Jersey, where she currently raises her children...poorly.
You can learn more about the Danielle Staub by watching previous seasons of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
i saw a clump of weave and smelled dog urine, leaving me to believe a Danielle Staub had just been there.
Staub - slang
When you bust on a bitches face and hit her in the face from the left with your dick. If you poke her in the eye its a double. If you give her a bloodly nose its a homerun. If you knock her out its a Grandslam. if she catches it her mouth its an out.
From Heavens Fury
Dude I totally rusty staub that bitch last night. What I love about the rustyrusty staub is that even when your out you win.
Staub
The act of chasing someone through a country club to pull their hair out and call them names. From the episode of the hit TV series "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" which showcases star Danielle Staub's encounter with one of the members of the Manzo family.
Oh, i know. i was so glad when Jane and Marcie got up and Staubed her
Staub
so hot guy omg should be a noun awooga i think i just came oh my god sgetti cat staub is now urban dictionary moment real!!! please marry me stuabby
"Noot noot: Staub is the best guy ever!!
Staub: I agree pookie now be my ekitten"
Staub
A small protrusion of tree root or stump which is not easy to see but is sufficient to cause you to trip and fall.
The next thing I knew I was face down on the trail eating dirt due to that frickin staub I tripped on!