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What is stalinium?
Stalinium is not a metal but rather an aloy. Itβs made by smelting communite, stalinite, and bias. Itβs an alor designed to absorb kinetic energy and disperse it. It was used to make soviet tanks during world war 2, and later used for other vehicles. There were prototypes of planes made out of it but the aloy was heavier than expected and hard to shape, despite it being a light aloy. It was used from 1932-1963. The materials to make it were found within the mines of gulags scattered around the Siberian Taiga. Stalin had the idea to smelt them together to make a strong aloy capable of deflecting German shells. They combined the light aloy with the idea of sloped armor to make almost invincible tanks. The Germans however found Uranium within German occupied Poland and made Uranium shells. The Uranium shells rather increased the strength of the Stalinium making it stronger. The Soviets then added Uranium to the manufacturing process in order to make it stronger.
βStalinium is a strong yet light aloy.β
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Stalinium - what is it?
A metal forged by Stalin himself in the caves deep in Siberia, he commonly used his own sweat, bear blood form bears witch himself strangled, vodka and potato juice to glue it together, this material was used during 1939-1990βs. This material is not recognized by any country neither does it exist on the periodic table.
In 2013 when a company named gaijin (HQ in Russia) discovered the material and then force fed it to their server-hamster to power their god-forsaken-shit-ass-indestructible-fucking-medium-tanks, this material is commonly seen in the tanks: T-34 series and the T-72 AV(Turms-T) witch can bounce western NATO APFSDS made on 2009 on some bullshit-ass ERA with 5mm of kinetic armor protection.
Rick: Jimmy do you see that T-72 over there?
Jimmy: yes I have silver bullet powered by a McDonaldβs deep fryer ready
*bounces on the side*
Rick: fucking Stalinium
What does "stalinium" mean?
The hardest element that is known to man, named after the 1922-1953 Russian leader Joseph Stalin. (Note that it isn't real.)
The tank is made of PURE STALINIUM!
Stalinium - what does it mean?
The strongest metal ever created made in 1000 B.C.E by the ancient northern Russian colony known as the Stallony. It was used in the Great Russian War known as the Π±Π°ΜΠ±ΡΡΠΊΠ° or βbabushkaβ if translated. This material is stronger than beskar and can only be forged by true northern Russians.
Only the true Russian bears of the north can craft Stalinium!!!
Stalinium - meaning
An element from the periodic table of awesome. The only known source comes from the blood of Josef Stalin. 1000 times more radioactive than radium.
Discovered in 2006 by Spicer.
"Stalinium, found only in Stalin's blood, is the reason Stalin is the epitomy of awesome."
Stalinium - definition
Sloped, depleted, glued, bent, twisted, consumed, and shitted out by Stalin himself and whacked together with a hammer and sealed with vodka metal, that is capable of bouncing any and all tank shells from 1939-1951
Jesus dude the russian bias is so stronk. This Stalinium is inpenetrable!
Stalinium - slang
Stalinium is a super metal forged by Stalin during the Russian Civil War but wasn't made to use during the conflict because of supply problems. Then after the war Stalin refined the metal with the will of the people to bring the metal to its next form AS TRUE STALINIUM. When the Nazis invaded Russia during WW2 Stalin used the SUPPER METAL to protect his tanks from German shells (which bounced off the tank).Even after the war the metal was still used in tanks, planes, and guns and After the fall of the U.S.S.R. the metal was refined by Putin to make a metal witch some scientists think is the material that was used to contain the ark of the covenant. This Metal is putinium
Stalinium beats nothing
Stalinium
A metal forged by Stalin through the process of refining his blood through the combination of sweat of the gulag workers and Vodka. A metal only the true followers of stalin know. Many germans feared this metal for its supreme luck and ability to reflect anything that would hit it.
German soldier: Das Stalinium its too op! Gaijin pls nerf .
Stalinium
An extremely powerful metal forged by Joseph Stalin. It is created by melting communite and cykinium. It was used as armour for Russian planes and tanks during ww2. Due to the toughness of the metal, many German troops were infuriated by the armour as all tank and anti-aircraft gun shells bounced off the metal.
German soldier: ACH! Ze stalinium ich op gaijn plz nerf!