Definder - what does the word mean?

What is spruce?

A common thing for Finnish people to burn for fire, Russians, slav ethic groups, and other nords may also do this. On rare occasion, a dumb american fuck can also burn it because they once heard this.

''Did you make the SPRUCE?'' -Nordic Nomadic Leader ''Yes, the spruce was collected and the ritual has been done''-Nomadic follower

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spruce - meme gif

spruce meme gif

spruce - video


Spruce - what is it?

To get a broom or circular pole or something similar to that shoved up your anus hole.

Made up on an army camp in april 2005

1. Bruv, that guy is gettin spruced up bad, ITS BLEEDING.. BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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What does "spruce" mean?

To be touched inappropriately by a tall skinny guy

I was walking down an alley and someone spruced me

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Spruce - what does it mean?

To be touched inappropriately by a tall, skinny, white man.

I was walking down and alley and I was Spruced

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Spruce - meaning

another form of spruce is a Spruce Brannigans. Basically this is a little bastard who wears a back pack that is twice as big as him. Little fokkers!

"Hey you guys, check out the spruce brannigans over there! Fukin spruce!"

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Spruce - definition

a word that originated from a simpsons episode presumably meaning good, a-ok, excellent.

Man1:heres that poo porn you wanted.
(man1 hands video to man2)
Man2:spruce.thanks alot, you slime ball, im a cop.
BLAM BLAM BLAM!
(Man1 dies)

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Spruce - slang

The Spruce, The Spruzla or The Spruce Moose are forms to describe a small shantytown where the consumption of dakka takes place on at least a twice daily basis, whilst still maintaining a floor garbage height level of no less than 30cm.

"Lets hit the djuzla for a few brews and back to the spruzla for several hot ones"

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Spruce

someone who has been outcast by the adolescent society by an act of humiliation (or 'sprucing').
Order of Spruce:
Spruce McGinty - lil bit of a Spruce
Spruce McGriggins - more of a Spruce (eg. ugly person workin in mcdonalds)
Spruce Baily - average Spruce
Spruce McGoy - Big Spruce (total twat)
SPRUCE MCDUFF - ULTIMATE WANKSTAIN!!

omd, that dude over there is a total spruce McGinty

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Spruce

a kind of tree

I love that spruce over there. It's so green.

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Spruce

spruce n. or adj.
a slightly more highclass word for cool

cool = filler in a sentence
spruce = mhm, i hear ya and think that what you are saying is beyond average cooldom

"hey man i just banged joe's mom"
"that's cool"

"hey man i just banged joe's hot bisexual sister"
"spruce"

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