What is spidermonkey?

Little bits of nugget poo rapped in anal pubes

I have some lovley Spidermonkeys

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Spidermonkey - what is it?

Verb
The act of climbing and swinging from a tall woman during fornication. For best results the woman should be at least a foot taller than said man.

WOW, look at that tall chick. I would love to SpiderMonkey all over her.

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What does "spidermonkey" mean?

An adjective or verb synonymous with stealthiness, nimbleness, quickness, sneakiness, bendy, and/or talented when it comes to climbing things. A person with a lot of this acts very similar to a spidermonkey, in a good way.

Also can be said as spidermonkied, spidermonkey-like, or spidermonkeying.

As a Verb

"Did you guys see Saw? Yeah, I almost crapped my pants when Jigsaw spidermonkied up on that guy with the camera!"

As an Adjective

Guy #1: Hey man. How did things go with that circus chick you took home last night?

Guy #2: Actually it was pretty awesome. She was so spidermonkey- I almost passed out trying to keep up with her.

In the Workplace

(At McDonald's)
Boss: A kid dropped their shoe behind the Play Place, so I'm gonna need one of you to spidermonkey back there and retrieve it.

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Spidermonkey - what does it mean?

Essentially a chach, displaying chachy behavior and generally acting like a chachmonkey

You guys are a bunch of spidermonkeys! Let's do something cool, and stop acting like spidermonkeys!

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Spidermonkey - meaning

A label, usually said to describe someone who likes rock, metal and/or punk music. Usually grunge music.

Used as an insult by some, used as a compliment by others.

Also linked to: grungers, rockers, moshers

Oi! You spidermonkey!

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Spidermonkey - definition

A term used in Talladega Nights. Meaning an attack of animal rage.

Also a term used to discribe an intermural team and group of people on MSU's campus in KY. After watching the movie it bacame a rage and everyone wants to be a MG spidermonkey.