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What is spert?You are a spert bitch spert - meme gifspert - videoSpert - what is it?One who is an expert on the practice and etiquette of smoking Marijuana. To smoke marijuana occasionally makes you a stoner, but to become a real Pot-spert, you must smoke it daily and religiously. A ritual that is accompanied by it's own customs and cultural practices. What does "spert" mean?A knowledgeable chef who knows how to cook eggs multiple ways. an egg-spert who knows what tastes great with eggs (ex. sauces, meat to mix in, fruit, etc. ) Spert - what does it mean?someone who's whole life is consumed with sports. The nerd of sports. Almost as weird and strange as a nerd. If you're a nerd by being obsessed with video games why can't you be a spert by being obsessed with sports? John: dude i played football for like 7 hours last night and i have 5 games this week and my muscles kill Spert - meaningThe combination of Fecial Matter and the ejacutlarion, also known as Sperm, once released from the anal canal during coitus. Molly pushed out a big Spert after Scott blew his load inside her. Spert - definitionThe action of releasing sperm from the anal canal while farting. Normally the sperm gets there via anal sex. Sperting may occur multiple times within the first 24-48 hours after the sperm has been ejected into the anus. *Jane lets a fart rip* Spert - slangSnerdette: Who shot first, Han or Greedo? SpertResidual semi-liquefied fecal matter that clings to your palm after you zipped your hand through your butt-crack to check on the cleanliness of your undergarments after letting a fart of doubtful contents rip. The consistency of the fecal matter is key in whether or not the label "Spert" is justified. For instance, if the poop is too hard of substance, then the resulting goo on your hand is not "Spert" but just a shit stain. Person 1: Oh my, I think I may have pooped my pants accidentally. |
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