Definder - what does the word mean?

What is sour patched?

A wealthy older woman that provides a monetary allowance in exchange for eating her rancid twat.

"Holly asked me if she can be my Sour Patch Momma. She said she'd give me $500 a week and buy me a Popeye's Chicken Sandwich. I'm gonna do it!"

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Sour patched - what is it?

Someone who's wishy washy.

Your such a sour patch one second your hot and then cold

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What does "sour patched" mean?

usually occurs during oral sex when the recipiant grabs
the intender by the ears,forcing said intenders face to
be thrust into the unwashed pubis or rectum.

Carrie grabbed me by my ears and woukdn't let go until
I muffed her sour patch.

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Sour patched - what does it mean?

a series of things a person must do to gain someones forgiveness.

Did you hear Mari ate a lizzard as a part of her sour patches to Nicholle?!?! Ew.

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Sour patched - meaning

When you put lemon juice on your pubes and then someone eats you out

Trisha put lemon juice on her pubes so that Calvin could eat her Sour Patch.

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Sour patched - definition

Someone you start dating that seemed to be bad but turns out they are sweet.

Man I thought Billy was a sour patch always getting in trouble but on our first date he was a real gentleman.

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Sour patched - slang

A term for a woman's nasty vagina.

Stay away from her, I heard she has a sour patch!

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Sour patched

People who are rude and then act like they are your best friend. Its confusing.

Those Sour Patches! They just don't understand the point of "go away!"

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Sour patched

When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.

I just bought this brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids and I got Sour Patched.

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Sour patched

giving a guy a blowjob after eating a bag of sour patch kids. it gives the penis a tart, citrusy taste.

"Dude, sarah just sour patched me!"

"Im sour patching a guy right now, I'll call you later."

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