Definder - what does the word mean?

What is smurfed?

In gaming, playing a game that you already have experience with from a new account, often making very quick progression and intimidating opponents (not to be confused with hacking)

Brok3nHe4rts: that guy is so good for level 3
Xx_RampageDestroyer69_xX: he must be hacking
ItzAltraz: seems like you guys haven't heard about smurfing

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Smurfed - what is it?

(a state) To be drunk or wildly intoxicated to the point you see blue

Last night i got so smurfed i woke up in a dumpster

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What does "smurfed" mean?

when a smurf ejaculates his red semen all over you

that smurf just smurfed me in the ass bro!

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Smurfed - what does it mean?

the feeling of being so drunk or high everything you see is blue !

last nught id drank so much i was smurfed !

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Smurfed - meaning

Being owned by a smurf in a multiplayable online game.

Johny33: OMG! I got owned by a smurf with a 0-0 record!
YouRGramma: You got smurfed
Johny33: OMG! Blizzard better do something about this shit!

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Smurfed - definition

When you are having sexual intercourse doggy style in a port-a-potty and as your ready to climax you shove the girls face in the blue solution in the bottom of the toilet causing her whole face to turn blue.

We were hooking up in the port-a-potty and i smurfed her.

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Smurfed - slang

To be High and Drunk at the same time. In other words, Twisted, but in an excess amount. You get Smurfed by drinking and getting high more than the normal amount. Being Smurfed can lead to righteous partying and having the best time of your life.

Last night i was so smurfed i cant remember what i did

Yo, im trying to get smurfed tonight

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Smurfed

To turn something blue, like laundry.

Dagnabit Ralph! You washed your new jeans in with my white bras, and now they have been smurfed.

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Smurfed

Means fucked. Etymologically derived from the fact that the word fuck is used as all parts of speech. For example, "I'm going to fucking fuck your fuck-nut face up you fuckity fuck-wad." Similarly, Smurfs would use Smurf with the same versatility. For example, "Gargamel, I'm going to smurfing smurf your smurfing smurf-nosed face, and then smurf your cat Azriel."

Person1: So you really like this guy?
Person2: Yeah, he's not insane, smart, has a job, and he smurfed me like a school-girl.

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Smurfed

when you take a rock and slam it down the exhaust hole that is in the top of porta-shitters so that the blue toilet water splashes the unfourtinate occupant in the ass while they are shitting.

man i just smurfed the fuck out of jeff and he's PISESED!!

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