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What is smeary?The arm/hand not trained in the wiping of the buttocks. In the event of an injury or disablement of the predominantly used appendage, said arm/hand must be called in for back-up. This very often will cause mayhem on the toilet such as constant dropping of the toilet paper in the toilet, wiping in the wrong direction, poo on your hand, crying out obscenities in frustration, uncontrollable sobbing, clogging of your toilet from the constant dropping of the toilet paper and in severe and rare cases one may begin to holler out for someone else to come in and wipe their buttocks for them...in which case would now be called a smeary friendly. The smeary stranger was used to wipe his buttocks because his right arm was broken and in a cast. smeary - meme gifsmeary - videoSmeary - what is it?Severe and rare cases in which one may begin to holler out from the bathroom for someone else to come in and wipe their buttocks for them because the smeary stranger was not coordinated enough The smeary stranger failed to properly remove poo from his buttocks and eventually he resorted to use of the smeary friendly. What does "smeary" mean?Smeary - Intended to be pronounced as "Shmeary". It is the act of taking 3 fingers and coating them with the sweat and cheese from your gooey ass crack and smearing it on somebody's upper lip. Some asshole kept fucking with my father at the bar lastnight. So I worked up a good sweat and gave that fucker a "Smeary". Smeary - what does it mean?The act of going in a Value City and seeing the bathroom crossed off with police homicide banners with the description "WARNING PLEASE DO NOT CROSS" across them in bold text. Upon entering the said bathroom there is a big smeary shitty mess everywhere including places where shit out of a humans ass is normally not capable of going. In some cases you can try to shit on top of the shit already in the toilet and adding your contribution to the pile while a innocent dad and son enter behind you and witness the smear for themselves as they look in horror. Whoa did you see the bathroom at Value City? It had a smeary all over it. Smeary - meaningSemi-liquid condiments. Things like catsup, mustard, mayonaise, hot sauce, miracle whip, or any combination or variation, spread on sandwiches. I'd like a a regular hamburger. No smearys, please. I don't like smearys..... |
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