What is shwat?

A cover up of "oh shit", a sudden outburst after a mistake is made.

*drops pencil* Oh shwat!

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Shwat - what is it?

Word, code word, or Acronym used to say “Slow Head with a twist”

Example in conversation (1):

Q: “Know what I could go for right now?”
A: “slow head with a twist.” (SHWAT).

Example in conversation (2):
“SWHAT is going down tonight if you act right.”

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What does "shwat" mean?

Pants that are worn so often, and are so comfortable, that they've been sweat in, shat in, and have soaked up swass on multiple occasions.

Could also be described as sweat pants on steroids.

Scott: Dude, you just spilled your nachos and beer ALL over your pants!
James: No worries bro, these are my shwat pants, they've seen a lot worse!

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Shwat - what does it mean?

1. v. the act of kicking someones balls back inside them thus making the remaining skin look like a hammster's empty cheeks.

2. n. a person who does unspeakable things to another person.

1.---
John- "Dude devin got shwat-toddled last night"
Matt- "Wow what twat waffle did that?"
John- "I dunno but he's gonna need reconstructice sergery after that one"
2."That shwat-toddle just teabaged the passed out drunk dude.."

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Shwat - meaning

Noun: Some one who does diss honest or moraly wrong things

Verb: The act of kicking someone in the balls hard enough to make them jump back up inside them. Thus leaving an empty sack.

noun:"dude did you see Shwat Toddle earlier?"
"Nah he's a tool"

verb:"Jesus christ!"
"yeah even i had a little penis sympathy after that shwat toddle"

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Shwat - definition

(verb) 1. The 7/11-type-of-Indian's word for what.
2. An expression used when you have been shocked by a female's wanting of sexual intercourse.

1. Eshan-I have no homework tonight.

Varun- Shwat da fuck I have a ton!
2. Camille-Hey, you wanna fuck?

Xavier-Shwat, we have a science test tomorrow

Camille-Ugh! You'll always be a virgin!

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