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What is show and tell?
When you get stopped by the border and asked for papers by the police.
Mexican Show and Tells are no laughing matter. My uncle got deported last week.
show and tell - video
Show and tell - what is it?
Where you go every Friday by your bosses fucking daughter.
You: just to let you know I know the real reason.
Boss: What’s the real reason?
You: Every Friday I go to show and tell and get a lap dance by your fucking daughter, that’s why
Boss: you know I don’t need to hear that ducking shit from you man.
What does "show and tell" mean?
Besides da classic "supposedly for giving schoolchildren practice/confidence in public speaking" action (but which actually scares da crap outta many kids and/or causes lower-income students to feel jealous of da more-affluent ones who have nicer/fancier possessions to proudly display), this expression also refers to either of two "displaying da merchandise" actions:
(1) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts --- with da understanding dat said reveal is supposed to be kept confidential, of course --- but then either Person A or Person B goes and blabs about said private-area exposure to one or more other people, causing humiliation and/or repercussions to one or both "Persons", or
(2) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts in exchange for Person B's verbally revealing to Person A one or more secrets dat he would otherwise not divulge.
One good way to get a normally-modest chick to let you see her boobs/butt is to offer to help her with her homework or some other task dat she does not possess da knowledge and/or mental/emotional capabilities to tackle on her own, but insist dat she agree to a "show and tell" contract --- i.e., a deal wherein she agrees to let you view her "goods" in exchange for your putting in da time/effort to tell her da vital bits of info dat she needs in order to complete said drudgerous task.
Show and tell - what does it mean?
Sex education where demonstrations for the purpose of modeling proper sexual technique, safer sex protocols and better communication are performed usually for a live audience who's encouraged to watch and ask questions. Demonstrations may or may not include nudity or explicit sexual contact, but often do.
"Show-n-Tell Sex Ed is such a better way to learn how to be a sex ninja than watching porn."
"I went to a Show-n-Tell Sex Ed workshop where the sex educator totally hand-fucked a melon with a latex glove and some lube!"
"That strap-on workshop was a Show-n-Tell Sex Ed class and they pegged a dude in front of me and my gf."
Show and tell - meaning
The act of one calling in sick to work and then updating their facebook page with embarrasing graphic details of their illness to prove they are sick.
Tom called in sick today. We all know its probably BS, but his facebook status says he has burning diarrhea. Probably a No-Show & Tell.
Show and tell - definition
making out or otherwise getting it on
Me and Jessica drove to a secluded spot for some San Francisco show and tell.
Show and tell - slang
A girl who is dated only because of her appearance, so that she can be showed off to her boyfriend's friends.
-Jake and Crystal are a really nice couple, or what?
-Nah, he's only dating her because she's a show and tell girl!
Show and tell
When scumbags who ride the Baltimore MTA decide to show off their hardward; exchanging guns in an attempt to intimidate the other passengers. The participants will often eye-up the other passengers while smiling and sneering at them with the occasional, "what the fuck you look'n at motherfucker"
I was so scared after show-n-tell, that I had to go piss behind the woods in the parking lot after I got of the train.
Show and tell
Social Media or the modern way way that people tend to communicate with one another
Cassie quit playing show and tell after her friend's took and posted pics of her passed out drunk on her front lawn
Show and tell
When someone shows you their dick/boobs/etc for the first time in a private sensual setting.
Him: "I have a huge dick"
Her: "I have big boobs"
Him: "Show and tell?"
Her: "How about more show than tell"