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What is shock absorbers?One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years. βMy friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!β - said flatly shock absorbers - videoShock absorbers - what is it?One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years. My friends were amazed that I survived the human shock absorber years and earned a frigginβ piece of paper. Not even parchment. Yay for me. What does "shock absorbers" mean?A shock absorber is a guy that you take around with you to meet girls. The shock absorber's primary job is to entertain the ugly girls that are friends with hot girls, thus 'absorbing' the 'shock' of the situation as you now have a cockblock-free chance to hit on the hot girls. The shock absorber usually already is in a serious relationship or is gay.......or both. "Hey Steve Watson, wanna be my shock absorber this summer?" Shock absorbers - what does it mean?" Nice set of Shock Absorbers" Shock absorbers - meaningA soul-patch-like piece of facial hair on men which lays just below the lip on the chin and is be used to absorb the shock of the balls hitting the face when said man is sucking a cock. Justin Bieber will soon enough have a beautiful shock absorber. |
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