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What is shit the sheets?
the time during which someone is a baby or very young. comes from how babies tend to poop in their sheets.
Dinosaurs were around when Larry King was shitting sheets.
shit the sheets - video
Shit the sheets - what is it?
A person, Who after a one night stand, In an act of dominance, While their partner in the act lies asleep beside them, decides to produce a steaming shit on the sheets without waking them, And proceeds to flee the scene, thus making them a Shit Sheet Bandit.
“Dude this chick I brought home last night shit in my bed and bolted before I woke up”
“Awh bro that sucks, you know Kyle had a Shit sheet bandit just last week, maybe it was the same chick”
What does "shit the sheets" mean?
one of those bland papers your teacher lets you grade- "real papers written by real students" even though you know it was written in an overly obvious way by a 40 man who works for the government. then she tells you graded it the wrong way.
jesus christ!! i had to grade 17 fucking shit sheet's tosay!!
Shit the sheets - what does it mean?
Synonymous for toilet paper, but specifically a brand of toilet paper yielding superior quality for the purpose of taking a shit.
Dude! Did you use all the shit sheets AGAIN???
Shit the sheets - meaning
We need to buy more shit sheets
Shit the sheets - definition
To place dog or other animal feces in ones sheet to surprise them at bed time. The victim usually becomes violent so you must hide or be prepared to defend yourself. Best done at a party or for retaliation.
The highlight of the party was when I shit sheeted Johnny. The low point is when he returned with his gun.
I Shit Sheeted Shaniqua. Then got my ass kicked and she hit the showers.
Shit the sheets - slang
When someone let's a fart in bed
Chad : Wow Alyssa I can't believe im naked in your bed!
Alyssa : Oh Chad caress my hair and fuck my pussy!
Chad : Oh Baby! (Splat)
Alyssa : Did you just Shit The Sheets?
Chad : Yeah I had some taco bell for lunch! Now let's spread those legs! (Splat) (Splat)
Alyssa : GROSS! GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : No time im going to fuck your pussy! (Splat) (Splat) (Spalt)
Alyssa : OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED RIGHT NOW!
Chad : FINE! Ahhhhh! (Splat) Ahhhhh!
Alyssa : OH MY GOD YOU JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY BED!
Chad : Yeah I guess you could say I just Shit On The Sheets! LATER BITCH!
Alyssa : YOU BASTARD YOU DIRTY BASTARD!
Chad : (Splat)
Shit the sheets
To fail on an astronomical level; to achieve little despite putting forth effort.
"I studied for that Chem test for like 2 weeks, but I still shit the sheets on it."
Shit the sheets
A phrase used when you fuck up pretty badly. There is no going back when you shit the sheets; everything smells and the sheets are ruined, which is a complete metaphor for your life after you shit the sheets. After shitting the sheets, you have to walk around with shame, or “mud butt” due to the incident.
Rae: “Yo bro, I just shit the sheets. Hard.”
Allie:” NO! What happened?!”
Rae: “I tried to shake a blind person’s hand...”
Allie:” Yo... you definitely shit the sheets”