What is shirk?

I cant wait to get home, I've got dvd's and a good shirk waiting.

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Shirk - what is it?

Smells like shit: Takes it up the ass: Has sex with any type of deer after they have been dead for a week. Has only one tooth:

A shirk is a person Running with a dirt trail behind and kills deer with a coat hanger, and then leaves deer in ditch for a week then rapes its body. Ouch i shirked my knee up. Damn he got shirked up. Damn that dude smells like shirk

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What does "shirk" mean?

avoid or neglect (a duty or responsibility):
no object, usually with negative (shirk from) be unwilling to do (something difficult):

she is neither shirking nor lying

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Shirk - what does it mean?

verb- To shirk, shirking, shirked

1.To borrow or bum an item with great frequency, instead of just buy one's own. Example, cigarettes.

2. To pawn off one's responsibilities.

1. Shirker- Hey bro, let me shirk a cig of you.

Upstanding gentleman of leisure- Fuck no douche, you shirked a whole pack from me last week.

2. Random gentleman- Hey man are you going to take out that trash?

Shirker- Naw man, I'll just shirk it off on the fuckin new guys.

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Shirk - meaning

When the singer in the band neglects his duty when it comes to packin' shit up and goes missing. Then conveniently returns when all the gear is packed up and says he was "networking".

Bass player: where's the singer?

Guitarist: What a shirking bastard!

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Shirk - definition

1. An overweight blonde kid with thick wavy, or curly hair, and a severe acne problem (usually of Polish or German desent) As unconditional Steelers fans they are lazy jackasses.
2. Can also be used as an exclamator.