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What is ships passing in the night?

A one night stand, but mega hot sexual encounter with someone that has lasting memories you take to the grave...

Frankie: So who was she?
Stevie: Don't know.

Frankie: Don't know?!!! You said she ripped your heart out!
Stevie: Ah... Ships that pass in the night...

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Ships passing in the night - what is it?

When you meet someone of the opposite sex who is incredible and you have such a fantastic time but only for a short period. You both go your separate ways wishing you could stay together longer. Normally when you meet someone away from home. You part with fond memories of each other.

Stu: I have to go now, but I loved spending that time with you, you are incredible.

Mary: Its sad, just consider us as ships that pass in the night.

Stu: Ok Bye.

Mary: Bye.

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What does "ships passing in the night" mean?

A sexual act involving two consenting adults that advances masturbation to the pinnacle of possible techniques.

In order to perform this act, each participant must sit on their non-dominant hand until normal sensation subsides and then commence to pleasure the genitals of the other participant.

Correct execution of this artful technique delivers the sensation of being twiddled by somebody else, by somebody else, by somebody else and by somebody else.

Scott Morrison: Wow Barnaby, I've never felt so close to another man in my entire life!
Barnaby Joyce: See ScoMo, I told you that the best way to align our policies was by trying out Ships passing in the night!

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