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What is shatnering?
verb.
To defecate twice in someone’s home. Once somewhere obvious and a second in a hidden place. That way they clean up the obvious one but keep smelling the hidden one.
"You know, it does take two shits to make a shatner."
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Shatnering - what is it?
(v.) to ascend to one's highest level of mediocrity
Origin: after William Shatner, actor, famous for his role as Captain James T. Kirk in the hit 1960's TV show Star Trek. Less famous for everything else since then.
With the release of The Matrix trilogy, Keanu Reeves had clearly shatnered, as he will unlikely be able to achieve such awesomeness again unless, by some wondrous twist of fate, he is able to reprise his role as "Ted" Theodore Logan in the yet-to-be produced Broadway show "Bill and Ted's Excellent Musical Adventure."
What does "shatnering" mean?
Verb
When an expatriot showbusiness personality goes insane due to an inablility to cope with the strong and unique American culture they are thrust into via fame. Precursors are, freakishly odd quotes in interviews and outlandish behaviour in public.
Examples are William Shatner, Bono, Corey Haim, Mel Gibson, Margo Kidder, and Howie Mandel.
Coco "Did you watch the Two Coreys last night?"
Terrance "No, I hate shows about washed up celebrities. Why?"
Coco "Because Corey Haim totally Shatnered"
Shatnering - what does it mean?
The complete, and, utter over, use of, commas in sentence structure.
Bobby failed his English essay for shatnering the whole first paragraph.
Shatnering - meaning
Shatner (n.) 1) Star of the 1960's TV cult classic 'Star Trek.' (v.) 1) Of or having Shatner-like qualities, as a) Overly dramatic acting style filled with pauses, b) Musical stylings that resemble their own branch of performance art, a song performed in limited vocal range with many pauses, while reciting the lyrics as beat poetry, c) "Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!"
1) (n). William Shatner, (1931- )
1a) (v). "To be or............... not to be, that is............. the question."
1b) "Welcome............. to the jungle. It gets worse here.......... every day."
1c) "Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"
Shatnering - definition
Verb used when a vocalist for a band speaks his lyrics instead of singing them.
Halfway through Crazy my voice started cracking, so I just Shatnered my way to the end.
Shatnering - slang
When a situation completely changes tone from reverent to mildly absurd.
Example: When the 2010 Winter Olympics closing ceremony went from the moving extinguishing of the Olympic flame to the tune of Neil Young's "Long May You Run" to William Shatner discussing the hazards of having sex in a canoe.
"Did you see the closing ceremony? It was great, but then it totally got Shatnered."
Shatnering
Toilet paper. So named because it goes around Uranus wiping out Klingons.
"Hand me the Shatner, will ya?"
Shatnering
Verb. To boldly shit where no shit has ever been shat before, namely on someone else.
Dude 1 : I really wanted to Shatner that guy but he ran off in the Weinermobile with Elon Musk.
Dude 2 : You mean they ran off in the Weinerrocket?
Dude 1 : Nah, it hasn't been invented yet.
Shatnering
Overacting without the underlying skill to pull it off. See "Hambone."
Did you see David Caruso on CSI: Miami last night? He was shatnering so hard I thought he'd bust a vein.