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What is shatner?
Toilet paper. So named because it goes around Uranus wiping out Klingons.
"Hand me the Shatner, will ya?"
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Shatner - what is it?
Verb. To boldly shit where no shit has ever been shat before, namely on someone else.
Dude 1 : I really wanted to Shatner that guy but he ran off in the Weinermobile with Elon Musk.
Dude 2 : You mean they ran off in the Weinerrocket?
Dude 1 : Nah, it hasn't been invented yet.
What does "shatner" mean?
defecating on a girl so hard it enters an orifice
That Millicent made me cum so hard I shatner! Square in the box!
Shatner - what does it mean?
noun - slang, related to verb shat. Used to refer to an act of shatting.
Josh: Did you hear that Dean sharted while taking a leak at the urinal?
Chris: Really? I can't believe he pulled a shatner.
Shatner - meaning
verb: the act of pushing or elbowing someone out of the way in order to get a better view of yourself in a mirror (or to hog a camera shot).
"Quit trying to shatner the mirror - I'm trying to shave here!".
Shatner - definition
Term used in the acting community to describe a bad performance or delivery. aka. When your acting is metaphorically equivalent to a steaming pile of shit.
"John Travolta took a long hard Shatner throughout the entire duration of Battlefield Earth"
Shatner - slang
to literally shit inside a woman
shatner?
i never even touched her
Shatner
A term derived from the The First Star Trek William Shatner's acting: halting, punchy dialogue, delivered in a dry and self - mocking manner.
The First Batman - the 1st campy one, Adam West, out - shatnered himself while musing about The Riddler :
"The Riddler is loose to plague us...with his...criminal cunundrums!"
Props to Roger Moore
Shatner
verb.
To defecate twice in someone’s home. Once somewhere obvious and a second in a hidden place. That way they clean up the obvious one but keep smelling the hidden one.
"You know, it does take two shits to make a shatner."
Shatner
(v.) to ascend to one's highest level of mediocrity
Origin: after William Shatner, actor, famous for his role as Captain James T. Kirk in the hit 1960's TV show Star Trek. Less famous for everything else since then.
With the release of The Matrix trilogy, Keanu Reeves had clearly shatnered, as he will unlikely be able to achieve such awesomeness again unless, by some wondrous twist of fate, he is able to reprise his role as "Ted" Theodore Logan in the yet-to-be produced Broadway show "Bill and Ted's Excellent Musical Adventure."