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What is shartini?
An espresso martini with laxatives in it.
Got smashed on espresso martinis last night, shat myself, espresso shartinis
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Shartini - what is it?
Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.
A shartini would most likely be served at a scat party.
What does "shartini" mean?
When one farts and a tiny bit of juice is excreted shart poo chili
When it felt like a cocktail came squirting out of my butt, I realized I must have had a shartini.