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What is shart attack?This action defines when one sharts almost on themselves which is beyond their control because of loss of their sphincter muscle; usually is a watery shit or soft loose excrement; pre diarrhea Damn Laura you having a shart attack baby? You already plastered the inside of the commode earlier and I donβt have a scrubber. shart attack - videoShart attack - what is it?When a group of guys go out to eat at a greasy buffet for the purpose of giving themselves diharrea. As their stomachs hurt worse, they take turns farting as hard as they can until one unlucky soul shits his pants in front of his friends. "It was a wild night out with the boys, Will totally lost the Shart Attack" What does "shart attack" mean?When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time. Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row. Shart attack - what does it mean?a series of rapid sharts, usually in public, like at a party, work, or school. "dude, i just ate seven chili-dogs. i feel like im going to have a shart-attack" Shart attack - meaningThat tingling sensation you get in your legs as a consequence of sitting on the toilet for too long, similar to tingling one might get in their arms as a warning of an incoming heart attack. "Man, that was an unpleasant bathroom experience. I'm totally having a shart attack." Shart attack - definitionWhen you feel gaseous onboard a boat from eating too many shrimp cocktails, then blast a nasty one that knocks you overboard and gives you a heart attack.Your flailing about then attracts a shark which leads to you shitting your trousers. A fourfold terror to behold. "Well this is not a boat accident! It wasn't any propeller! It wasn't any coral reef! And it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was a shart attack!" - Matt the Hooper Shart attack - slangWhen your sudden urge to pass gas in light colored pants is accompanied by a wet, warm stain in your seat. John: Nate,man,the worse thing happened on the way to work today Shart attackA shart attack is what occurs when multiple sharts take place. You shart once, but figure that the chances of it happening again so soon are infinitesimal, so you fart again. And guess what, it's a shart. This, however, is only a double shart. A full blown shart attack is when the subject is stupid enough to do it more than twice in a row without repairing the situation (new underwear, shower, etc.). He thought for sure that it couldn't happen three times in a row, but lo and behold, he was having a shart attack. Shart attackFalse alarm diarrhea when you're on the john, it waits until you trust a fart and then it skids your boxers. (Common causes: hangover food, greasy food, too much beer the night before) Dude 1: Hey man that was a killer night at the bar! Wanna go play some golf in a bit? Shart attackthat sudden bolt of fear and regret when you realize your fart was actually a wet shit, aka a shart. "Last night you totally could have made out with that chick. Why'd you bail?" |
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