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What is serpentine?
The Cincinnati serpentine belt occurs when one sexual partner proceeds to lick a male partner from the starting point of the back of his gooch, around the ballsack, across the right hip, wrapping in to the top of the ass crack on downward, finally ending up at the goochback once again. Thus completing a dirty, sensational, serpentine cleansing of the nether regions. Usually about $50 for a full service.
Todd scheduled Nick for his first Cincinnati Serpentine Belt service last night, and Nick walked away a changed man.
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Serpentine - what is it?
A lizard like being, with large red lizard-like eyes. The Serpentine Unicorn has the general body of a regular horse, except instead of fur, it is covered with hardened red scales. Three horns can be found on the Serpentine Unicorn. One on the head, and two on the tail, to be used as a main weapon. The tail of a Serpentine Unicorn is longer and thicker than the tail of a regular Unicorn.
In earlier periods of Human History, the Serpentine Unicorn was classified as a dinosaur. Now we know better, and the Serpentine Unicorn is officially classified as a member of the Unicorn species.
The Serpentine Unicorn is a much darker being than it's mammalian counterpart. The forked tongue and glowing eyes offer no evolutionary benefit, but instead make the being more intimidating to those capable of differenciating between good and evil. The Serpentine Unicorn can and will hurt you, and your loved ones using a special kind of photographic memory, in which it steals your photo album and tracks down everyone in it.
The Serpentine Unicorn gracefully slaughtered a tribe of elves, and set fire to the home of a peaceful dwarf family.
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George: "Did you see that Unicorn?"
Bill: "I believe it was a Serpentine Unicorn."
George: "Why?"
Bill: "Because my left arm and leg are now missing."
What does "serpentine" mean?
Serpentine frazer, or just Frazer is a legendary competitive dominate player. Commonly accepted as the best assassin, brute and knight in the game. Usually doesn't talk in chat, but when his friends come, he opens up a big mouth like the girl i shagged last night.
omg is that serpentine frazer the best player to ever grace this earth
Yooo serpentine frazer dude can i join ur ccl team? Ive dom for 7 years now
serpentine frazer do u play clans? do u wanna join my clan pls?
Serpentine - what does it mean?
To twist science facts presented to politicians for ulterior motives related to manipulating public support for large class-action lawsuits. The enactment of legislation with the intent of changing the state rock (mineral) designation to pander to a group of wealthy personal injury lawyers that have deliberately misled state congressmen on the geological relationship of serpentine to asbestos. Asbestoid materials may be derived from serpentine, but not all shiny blue and green serpentine is chrysotile (asbestoid form only).
California was the first, in 1965, to designate a State Rock. States in the USA that have significant mineral deposits often create a state mineral, rock, stone or gemstone to promote interest in their natural resources. For instance, in 2009, West Virginia named bituminous coal as their state rock.
Geologists have rallied to oppose the bill, arguing that there is no way to be harmed from casual exposure to natural serpentine rock.
Geologists throughout the US have scorned the proposed change of the state rock designation, pointing to the legal lobby petitioners Serpentine logic in blaming the mineral family as the cause of mesothelioma in order to sway personal injury court judgments to their favor.
Serpentine - meaning
The awkward yet curious movement you make while trying to find out who lies behind your closed bathroom stall door.
Joe: "Dude, if you didn't Toilet Serpentine, I would have dropped a massive butt nig while Mr. Crowers was in here."
Serpentine - definition
A serpentine is a woman that is devoid of any sexual restraints. (coined by R. Moscoso-Sydney)
While you are having sex with your girl, you call out to her "my serpentine""you are my serpentine", meaning she's your woman and a woman devoid of any sexual restraints, at that moment.
Serpentine - slang
The most prominent male sexual organ. This is a guess, btw; draw your own conclusions ;-)
"Feel my, my, my Serpentine" from the Guns n Roses tune "Welcome to the Jungle". This line is sung twice.
Serpentine
A last minute thrown together strategy that revolves around strafing left to right and right to left in rapid succession. It will most likely result in failure when the opponent learns of the obvious pattern.
"We're surrounded. What are we gonna do?!"
"SERPENTINE!"
Serpentine
When a person passes gas, for them as well as those around them, to dart in rapid succession away from the stench.
When he farted, we all had to serpentine.
"Carl, serpentine!"