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What is semon?
A delectable, non GMO, non-dairy product that is a good substitute for Mayo.
Guy 1: Hey, we're out of Mayo.
Guy 2: *Ejaculates furiously*
Guy 3: *Spreads semon on bread* thanks, bro.
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Semon - what is it?
An ex girfriend. Any woman who has enough cum or semon inside them to be compared to a demon who is full of damned souls.
Bitch you're such a cum guzzling semon demon
What does "semon" mean?
A bitch that only stays hydrated of the semon of men/ a cum guzzling whore
Mom: what did you dress up as Halloween at that costume party last night dear?
Daughter: jadens semon demon
Semon - what does it mean?
one who is a cum-guzzling whore, or just likes the taste of semon,
matt: yeah man, she said she wanted to suck my dick and swallow my cum..
todd: hah. whatta semon demon.
Semon - meaning
semon is the definition of an amazing dad, he works all his life because of a difficult child hood that he had. he doesn’t show a lot of emotion but you know he’s a great guy on the inside. you should never take a guy like semon for granted since he is like a rare diamond. once you meet a semon. never let him go.
any: i wish someone actually tried to be a different person. everyone acts the same
tom: you should get a guy like semon, he’s one of a kind.
Semon - definition
A beautiful girl who goes to IBL and gives me butterflies every time I see her. I can't stop thinking about her. I think I'm in love.
Semone is the most dazzling girl in the whole school, and I've liked her ever since I laid my eyes on her.
Semon - slang
When an inanimate object has been so plastered/drenched/splattered with semen that has not only caked into an oasis of bacteria; the object may almost seem like it has gained sentience and is aware of it's own existence.
"I knew my cum sock was truly semonic when it started telling me to kill my family."
"Man, you still haven't washed that shit? What the fuck? Shit's gonna be semonic soon"
Semon
funny, sweet, chunky and cute. her amazing self confidence can make anyone feel comfortable around her.
i just met this amazing girl!!! she is SO semone!!
Semon
Sometimes in life you cross paths with someone who instantly makes you feel calm, refreshed, alive and wholesome. That is no other than a Semon. A Semon isn't easy to get a hold of and that's what makes her more attractive. At the same time you have to be careful meeting a Semon. Her great/funny sense of humor and amazing personality will make you fall head over heels for her in one conversation. When you do get her attention she will be on your mind even when you're not around her, that's cause her presence is like no other. She's someone to be proud to show off to friends and family. Never ever take a Semon for granted because her value will only rise for she is destined to be great in whatever she does in life, for she doesn't need anyone but chooses wisely who to allow in her day to day life.
I met this girl named Semon today, I already planned our future together.
Semon
The shit that comes out of your dick when sexually aroused by other women.
He put his semon on my pussy