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What is semi colon?
It is used when the author wants to end an sentence but chooses not to.
deeper meaning: It is when someone wants to end their life but chooses not to.
I will end my life in a semi-colon.
semi colon - video
Semi colon - what is it?
1. A cancer that occurs in the semi-colon. It is deadly. Side-effects include: a coma and/or massive periods, even in men.
2. A minor bout of colon cancer, not to be confused with number 1.
3. A semi-colon that pops outs out of your printer, copier, scanner, etc. irregularly.
I have a period and I'm a man. I must have Semi-Colon Cancer! Darn it.
What does "semi colon" mean?
The tattoo of a ' ; ' represents that the person has come close to ending their life. The semi colon is used in grammar when the sentence is continued rather then ending with a full stop.
"why did you get a semi colon tattoo that's so basic"
"maybe one day you'll understand why"
Semi colon - what does it mean?
The area between the scrotal sack and the anus.
That girl was tossing my salad, with syrup, and licked my semi-colon.
Semi colon - meaning
";" That fucking symbol u asshole... if u dont know what a fucking semi-colon looks like u should kill urself...
John: omg look a semi-colon!
Jill: OMG wuts a semi-colon!
John: u stupid whore wtf?
Jill: w/e
Semi colon - definition
The area between a normal human being's large intestine and colon.
An extremely important portion of the digestive system that schools around the globe refuse to reveal the existence of to students. Usually, when a semi-colon is in any way damaged or deformed, it can become a major threat to the owner's life (if left untreated, you could shit out your intestines).
Fred: Dude, my doctor said I have an enlarged semi-colon.
Chris: Do you know what that means?
Fred: No, what?
Chris: It means someone role-played PowerMan and IronFist in your ass.
Fred: Oh shit.
Chris: Yeah. You're going to need a semi-colonoscopy.
Fred: I hate asking all these questions, but WHAT is THAT?
Chris: Your doctor is going to get a rabbi to bless your asshole and then stick a very hot shaft of PVC pipe so far up your butt it'll pop out your eyeballs. Then, they'll procede to stuff as many red permanent markers up into the pipe, then flowing into your skull, to make sure the pipe went all the way through, and tell you that you have been exposed to a treatment that still has not passed through the appropiate legal channels, and that you are not liable to sue. If you did somehow threaten to sue, they will threaten you by saying there is no way to remove the pipe from your body unless they do it themselves, and if you do sue, you will have to walk around with a pipe in your ass for the rest of your life.
Fred: Oh shitter.
Semi colon - slang
the sexiest punctuation mark EVER. ;
Semi-colons are sexy.
; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;
now tell me thats not sexy.
Semi colon
The term used to refer to erectile problems during anal sex. Primarily, although not exclusively, used to describe a gay man where impotency has struck during intercourse.
Anthony: I'm not feeling anything anymore?
Sebastian: I'm so sorry, I've gone limp.
Anthony: A semi-colon does nothing for me, Sebastian.
Semi colon
a person that takes extremely large shits
dude did you see that crap that guy left in that toilet? yea he must have had a semi colon