Definder - what does the word mean?

What is season opener?

A movie so terrifying that I had to lock my children in my basement and lock all 7,823,034 door and window locks and hide for nearly half of a decade, This is my return note and I am hoping I never have to experience the terrifying film known as Open season: scared silly

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)?
Guy 2: *has Vietnam flashbacks*

Guy 1: You good bro?
Guy 2: *shakes away flashbacks* *throws up**has seizure*
Spongebob Narrator: 2 weeks later
Guy 2: never speak of that again!

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season opener - video


Season opener - what is it?

A Rip Off of Family Guy

Open Season is Such A Family Guy Rip Off

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What does "season opener" mean?

When its the right time to act on something whether it is because of the situations circumstances or governing restrictions.

Yeah that him over there by himself. Its open season lets pull up and end it.

Its open season now, we can hunt deer without issues.

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Season opener - what does it mean?

the act of lifting someones shirt and slapping them in the back with both hands. Most effective when performed with an accomplice. obviously it must be a surprise to the victim for maximum hilarity.

Dude, did you just see Danny open season Keith Edie into those lockers? He cried.

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Season opener - meaning

When alll the girls you and your friends have a sexual intrest in and or dating become open for any random jobber to bone.

Dude, since its fuckin open season, I went and fucked the fuckin roast beef out of evan's women.

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Season opener - definition

A Fucking Hilarious Animated Movie Starring Martin Lawrence(Boog) and Ashton Kutcher(Elliot)

Boog, a domesticated grizzley bear with no survival skills, has his perfect world turned upside down when he meets Elliot, a scrawny, fast-talking mule deer. They join forces to unite the woodland creatures and take the forest back into nature's control!

Open Season is Hilariously Witty And Absolutely Entertaining!

- Film Advisory Board

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Season opener - slang

the act of lifting someones shirt and slapping them in the back with both hands. Most effective when performed with an accomplice. obviously it must be a surprise to the victim for maximum hilarity.

Dude, did you just see Danny open season Keith Edie into those lockers? He cried.

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Season opener

The Part of the Year when it is both Legally, and Ecologically, Acceptable to Hunt for Animals,Fish or Game, of a Particular Species.

All the (civilised) Local National Governments set Start and End Dates for the Open Season; and the Closed Season.
These dates can be different for each of the Animals, Fish, or Game Species which a Hunter/Angler wants to target.
In Order to Avoid Being Caught, Arrested and Fined, it is necessary to Find out what the Start and End Dates are for the Open Season; as it applies to the Species of Quarry which YOU want to Hunt.
( The Survival of Species is At Stake; So Don't Risk Being Busted.)
The Fines are, Quite Rightly; VERY PAINFULLY EXPENSIVE.

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Season opener

A time when a person or object that once had immunity (or in the very least was fast enough to avoid) is no longer able to avoid what they deserve.

"Don't you worry... when I tell your mom what you've been doing it's open season on your ass."

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Season opener

Noun. The first girl you fuck after a streak of not getting it in for a long time. Usually a fugly girl who you wouldn't normally fuck, but do so anyway out of the necessity to warm up and get back in the game.

Subey: "Moustapha, you should fuck Moby as a season opener because you haven't been able to get it in since the accident and you need some practice, yeah?"
Moustapha: "Oh Hell yea. Usually I'm repulsed by her because she's a big girl, but I have the biggest boner now just thinking about her. I'll seduce her with my new Ralph Lauren scarf."

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