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What is schmegma?

The dribble running down Monica's lips after blowing Bill.

This schmegma matches my dress.

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Schmegma - what is it?

A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.

I had schmegma schtuck in my teeth, I schould schtop drinkin schomeday.

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What does "schmegma" mean?

The cheesy-like substance that forms beneath the shaft of the uncircumsized penis.

Look..the Goldstein baby produced his very first schemgma.

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Schmegma - what does it mean?

it's fucking sick that's what that is!

mike irvin has a schmegma probleme.... EWWWW

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Schmegma - meaning

The gooey stuff under the flap of the foreskin of uncircumcised boys!!

Get your schmegma off the table!

Make sure you clean off your schmegma everyday!

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Schmegma - definition

The smelly funny tasting stuff on my boyfriends weenier

I can't give head because his schmegma
makes me throw up my diner

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Schmegma - slang

A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.

I had schmegma schtuck in my teeth, I schould schtop drinkin schomeday.

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Schmegma

The fermented deposits of white-chunkiness on a penis head, due to lack of proper hygiene...and competence.

The night-shift hospital worker loved eating the schmegma off of Ricky-the-Retard's cock-knob.

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Schmegma

dick cheese that forms when you dont take a shower

schmegma is fuckin nasty

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Schmegma

sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.

Casey's schmegma was too overwelming for Toni.

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