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What is schmeck?
verb - to embarrass yourself publicly so thoroughly that you feel the need to lie about what you did, then delete all social media pages.
My principal really schmecked up when he commented in the front office about wanting to nail a 9th grader, not realizing the PA system was on.
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Schmeck - what is it?
When a girl gives you a hand job in a movie for only thirty seconds only allowing half an erection to be achieved.
Justin: How was that date at the movies last night?
Billy: Well I had a 30 sec schmeck
Justin: Wow it was that bad?
Billy: Yea
What does "schmeck" mean?
to fuck off, get out, die, depart the mortal coil
Schmeck off, dicklick!
Schmeck off and die!
Schmeck - what does it mean?
“Jared Schmeck" is the yellow discharge from the top of a penis infected with an STD.
I fucked this skank at a DMB concert and now I have this smelly Jared Schmeck on my dick.
Schmeck - meaning
n. an ancient and mysterious word discovered in 1903 by Welsh anthropologists. The meaning of the word is unclear, but scholars have made assumptions from it's pronunciation.
1. The act of sexual intercourse
2. A cheap form of candy
OR
3. A combination of the two, cheap sex.
Ex 1- Guy: Man, I need the schmecks
Ex 2- Girl: I'm really craving some schmecks
Ex 3- Prostitute: Hey baby, you lonely? I got the schmecks you need.
Schmeck - definition
distasteful sundry items. operant term is "taste"
Get that schmeck off my table! His source code was full-o-schmeck.
Schmeck - slang
Gay motherfucker, frequently the object of affection of the men of Boston. Frequently plays with PuBEs.
"Yah, I know Schmeck, I used to do him up the ass." -Job
Schmeck
distasteful sundry items. operant term is "taste"
Get that schmeck off my table! His source code was full-o-schmeck.
Schmeck
To utter words of nonsense usually at the end of a conversation that you highly regret afterwards.
Don't be a schmeck. Such as when Jared Schmeck said "Let's go Brandon" to President Joe Biden before Christmas 2021, a phrase which has been taken to mean "Fuck you".
Schmeck
A schmeck is a small whiff, ie. a portion of food so small it's barely enough to smell... the full phrase is "schmeck and a lech"... a portion of food so small it's barely a smell and lick.
The chocolate mousse dessert was good but at $12 it shoulda been more than a schmeck and a lech.