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What is scalpel?

when a female is performing a handjob on a males penis and cuts it with her fingernails and/or teeth, the male is left with a lasceration on his penis

dude, suzy was jerking me off and fucking cut me with her fingernails. this fucking scalpel cock hurts so bad when i pop a woodrow.

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Scalpel - what is it?

1. People obsessed with plastic surgery.

2. What the fanbase of 'Repo! The Genetic Opera' call themselves

Person 1: I think I need another facelift

Person 2: You're such a scalpel slut

or

Scalpel Sluts are to Repo! what Juggalos are to ICP

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What does "scalpel" mean?

A scalpel slut is a woman that is constantly getting surgery done in order to improve herself.

Damn, Amber is one hell of a scalpel slut.

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Scalpel - what does it mean?

Award given in medical school every year to the biggest alcoholic in the class.

Dave Ryan will definitely win the Golden Scalpel for flushing his phone down the toilet.

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Scalpel - meaning

In the weed smoking world, a Scalpel is a sharp pointy object used to poke through a geeb(gravity bong). Usually these items are needles, safety pins, and/or toothpicks.

Stoner 1:Dood check im doing geeg surgery. NURSE, PASS ME A SCALPEL!!!!

Stoner 2:(obviously high) ...what

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Scalpel - definition

Lighter, fire, torch

I've got it loaded and ready. Scalpel?

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Scalpel - slang

Lighter, fire, torch

I've got it loaded and ready. Scalpel?

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Scalpel

1)n. a knife used for surgery or dissections

2)v. to use this knife on someone, often in a violent way that is not professional or legal.

I will scalpel your head with my scalpel and when you are done, you will be scapeled.

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Scalpel

A.a thin, surgical knife used to cut open skin for surgery, insertion of implants, etc.

B.the best invention EVER.It just gets humans THAT much closer to perfection.

A.I had to go under the scalpel for my implants last Tuesday.

B.I love the scalpel;I used to be an ugly fuck and now I'm gorgeous!!

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